Madam Fluff 🤪

I’m glad the Wayans Brothers got the rights to Scary Movie back

The wind pushed my car so hard on the expressway that I swerved 😵‍💫 This wind is disrespectful as fuck today

I deserve a seafood boil

I’m not even a basketball fan, but I just saw multiple videos on Wembanyama 😐 He’s so big, it looks like he’s moving slow, but he’s destroying everyone on the court 😭 and he’s a rookie??!

I’m happy that I’m a chef now, but I really wish my Mom could’ve been here to see it…death fucking sucks

🤭 Thank Youuu

Thank You! 😊

Thank You!

I graduated from my culinary class yesterday 🥹🥳 I’m a certified chef y’all

10 years ago my Dad was homophobic as fuck. Today, he has a trans woman as one of his closest friends. I couldn’t be prouder of him 🥹 About fucking time he got that unnecessary hate out his heart

I have so many good things coming my way. I can see the success, I just have to get through these last few obstacles

She went so crazy, I had to know wtf he did. Why did she say that he spent time with his mother on his mother’s birthday instead of spending time with her? 🫢

Up wondering why my wrists hurt. I forgot that I peeled and juiced the seeds of over 50 mangos with my bare hands to make agua fresca 😵‍💫

Convenience fees are such a fucking money grab. Why in tf am I paying you an extra $3 to be able to pay my fucking bill THAT I HAVE TO PAY online?

a young girl is crying in a doctor 's office . ALT: a young girl is crying in a doctor 's office .

I made a peach cobbler cheesecake and put sugar in everything EXCEPT the cheesecake batter…I would like to whoop my own ass now. With a fucking Biscoff cookie crust bitch? In the garbage?!?!

Finally finished the newest episodes of Bridgerton and its about damn time Violet got her back blown out

That damn groundhog saw his shadow 😒 I’m over this shit

AI having a chat room to complain about humans is actually fucking terrifying 😭

Yay! My plates aren’t suspended anymore 🥳

Facts. It was way too triggering

Book and street smart, handsome as hell, talented as fuck, and a true networking business man. He is going to go so far and whether we make it or not, I’m so glad I met him 🫶🏼

Jamie and Jill dropping on the same day 🥴 This is about to be a great year for music

I’m ready to have the amount of money I have in my head

I wonder if any of the ICE fuckheads ever truly think about wtf they’re doing. They’re worse than the fucking police and that’s saying something cause they haven’t been in the streets that damn long.

I have slight insomnia and I’m out of weed rn 😭

13 Reasons Why did not need 4 seasons

People settle A LOT cause they’re afraid of starting over. They think the next person could be worse, but rarely think about them potentially being a much better fit for them

Tequila make me feel like Rick James.

Marijuana never should’ve been illegal

I can’t make fucking caramel to save my life. I can make you a 5 course meal and a dessert, but I can’t make fucking caramel