HoosierGirl

I’m home, unfortunately for a funeral and my daddy said one our cousins hugged him and she smelled like street. I came undone. LMFAOOOOO

Watching Godfather II. Ahhh, Michael knew Fredo was delayed. 😢

Someone asked me what “Bilateral” meant. I’m gonna spend my last $20 on liquor today.

Today is my birthday! Cheers to Year 46!
I’m not mature enough to be this age.

It pissed my off at 14. 😂😂😂

It was the Speedos he was wearing in the video. 😂😂

Moment of Transparency:

I can admit that MC Hammer’s “Pumps and a Bump” wasn’t all that bad. Glad I got that off my chest.

I almost forgot to comb my hair after taking the flexi rods out before this meeting. I would’ve been on camera looking like James Brown.

because why you have to steal most of my No Limit CD’s???? But thanks for NOT breaking my window. 🤣

I just had a memory from 2001 when someone broke into the OG car, the Parisienne, and stole my stereo with the detachable face. These MFs dumped the books out my backpack and used it carry the stereo and a book of CD’s. LMFAOOOOO

If they still living, I hope they have no teeth.

Food for Thought: You know, if your president is so old to where he has to wear an adult diaper because he shits himself, the 25th Amendment should be applied.

#Hoosiers IU girl I am! #CFBPlayoff

I am HOLLERIN!!!!

Living through this administration is the equivalent of getting punished and not being able to have pizza/movie day at school. All because that one bad ass kid fucked it up for everybody. Now we gotta do worksheets nshit.

I made it to 1hr and 46min without making this facial expression.

I feel like it would be one of largest sighs of relief on a global scale.

So did a snowman just decide to fart snow all over Northern Indiana? They got over 15 inches yesterday. My mom sent me this. BTW, it’s still snowing.

Yep. I said this is why I can’t move back there. I’m not used to that life anymore.

Exact reason why I don’t do South Bend after Christmas because NOPE! I don’t have it in me anymore.

I always say “Be a Robin Hood, don’t rob the hood!” If you gonna steal, steal from those that can afford to be stolen from.

This will now be my “That’s ok Baby”/ “Sound it out Baby”/ “Bless your heart”/ “Did you have an IEP?” reaction pic from this day forward.

I can’t stand that facially manufactured heifa.

#Wordle1662 6/6*
What in the actual fuck?!

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I am HOLLERIN! This traumatic ass movie that was on regular tv in MULTIPLE PARTS!

I was overstimulated. 😂

It’s air tight for sure.

It’s going around and out.

Life is full of unexpected surprises.. like doing the Diddy using currency.