Captain Qwark (@polarispresident)

Steve Mcqwark x Leslie Qwark pox search

12.03.2026 10:13 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Woah, been there brother, only for me it was a negotiator, and my mouth. Don’t even worry about it, you’ll be okay

03.03.2026 10:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the new year, I’ll be on Meero opening up new Pork Markets

03.03.2026 10:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

. @insomniac.games I miss you guys, come visit Pokitaru one of these days

03.03.2026 10:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Suts………whep……..ngngh

03.03.2026 10:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m bi(g) too!

20.02.2026 18:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Get Ready for the Critter Strike!

20.02.2026 18:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People fear my raw animal magnetism and my come slither look

14.02.2026 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me three

13.02.2026 11:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Greeting Citizens:

I’d like to announce a new project that was recently announced at the State of Play:

Qwark: Zero Hour

This daring new development will delve into the fraught backstory of me and my father, Otto Destruct and show how I became the greatest hero the galaxy has ever known!

13.02.2026 11:24 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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There appears to be an incendi…invisible….incidental…centenary ahh who can spell at a time like this! Someone put a bomb on my ship

11.02.2026 23:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

BOMB?!!!

11.02.2026 23:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ohhh I see, it was just a joke! That’s why you’re laughing, I get it now Clank!

Say….whats that ticking sound?

11.02.2026 23:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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11.02.2026 16:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my Zoni! I hope I don’t encounter any issues as I take my spaceship to go an see Ratchet and Clank

11.02.2026 16:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey now, what are you up to? And with who?!

11.02.2026 16:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going to visit my friends Ratchet and Clank today!

11.02.2026 16:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Me sad

28.01.2026 21:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ayyy Carumba my furry friend, I guess I should’ve increased the veldin education budget instead of the Starship phoenix II

26.01.2026 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How can I be racist towards the lombaxes when there is no race left to be ist to?

25.01.2026 22:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What else am I supposed to do? You keep scratching up all the toilet paper!

25.01.2026 22:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Otto Destruct Burger, alongside a tasty Shannon Shake - (fatphobically) you’ll be looking like my trainer Helga any day now! This has been a paid endorsement by Captain Qwark!

14.01.2026 11:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is what customers say when they realise how low Galaxy Burger’s prices are! Hi, I’m…former…Galactic President Copernicus Qwark and I’m proud to endorse Galaxy Burger’s new, totally Qwarktastic menu! You’ve got Crotchetiser Croquettes, Tetramite Twists, Skrunch Slaw and of course the totally awesome

14.01.2026 11:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“STOP THE STEAL!”

14.01.2026 11:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss her

11.01.2026 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cocoa

11.01.2026 10:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For a galactic good time, come to Galaxy Burger! It has a presidential seal of approval! ❤️

10.01.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No! I’m coming out as the new spokesperson for Galaxy Burger

10.01.2026 21:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

New year! New me! I’m coming out

10.01.2026 21:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Qwark Fact of the day: if you try to spay an adult humanoid, the results can be…inconclusive

02.12.2025 12:38 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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