Mark Kubert 🇨🇦

No YOU’RE spending more time on another super top secret social media platform

(cc @gandersocial.bsky.social)

You really pick up the slack when I post less here.

Thank you.

And more delivery sandwiches!

Jor-El is Superman’s father. He sometimes goes by Marlon.

Because Jor-El is fed up.

Fed up.

“They can be a great people Kal-El they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the wa-

Actually no. No, they’re done.”

I am happy that you’re leaving the hospital.

I haven’t said a lot. But I’ve followed your journey. And I’m always sending you good thoughts for good health.

Us… girls, we stick together :)

Access to healthcare (especially for back pain) in rural and northern Ontario can be challenging.

This helps make it a little easier.

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The world needs more of this kind of beauty and hope.

Tawny Chatmon (American): Joy, 2020

24k gold leaf & acrylic on archival pigment print

The final day of February: #BlackHistoryMonth

La-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da

- Jack Johnson

You know about spaghetti tacos, right?

I know. And I’m sorry.

But it’s just so good!

Hear me out… if you wake up in the middle of the night try flipping your pillow over.

Pass it on.

Quite honestly I’d like to see more posts like this from others. And it doesn’t have to be vinegar…

Chocolate
Pockets
Shrubs
Breakfast cereal
Tattoos
Hot sauce
Fun highlighters…

I can see that.

Sometimes if I think something could use a little more vinegar I’ll add it.

The US men’s hockey team is taking a lot of heat for being “political”. Let’s leave politics out of this and focus on the sport.

For instance… why did they only win by one goal, and in overtime?

We couldn’t all be cowboys.

Some of us are clowns.

Would be so helpful if someone invented a device that could hold/store granulated sugar so we didn’t have to bring that big bag out of the cupboard each time we wanted just a little bit.

Because they work for SHIELD. They’re employees - or agents - at The SHIELD.

Oh so that’s why they call it Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Canada is proud, and celebrates a silver medal in women’s and men’s hockey - an outcome made by the difference of one goal.

Canada is proud, and celebrates that it is not, and will never be the US. An outcome made by the difference of innumerable goals.

Three words: put Kaberle in. #Olympics2026

Addendum:

I am replacing all IKEA instruction manuals with pictures of me looking triumphant.

Effective immediately I am:

Imposing a 10% global tariff on all social media posts; a 10% tariff on migratory birds; a 15% tariff on left turns; a gilded tariff on open air parasols. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER RUNNING SHOES

It really is very similar. That’s how you get the people’s buy in.

“Please join us tomorrow when we discuss how to tell if you’re AI…”

Addendum:

I am replacing all IKEA instruction manuals with pictures of me looking triumphant.