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@rosemagus

your “good old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them. death count: 1

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Oh, really? What an honor! I had no idea.

08.03.2026 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of many nails. They were on the decline anyway.

08.03.2026 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anja is right, you know. Without the gods, humanity is free to choose its own path unobstructed.

It's such a shame about all that collateral damage, though.

08.03.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

It would defy the code of chivalry to bring you to tears.

08.03.2026 23:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

// YOU SAVED ME

08.03.2026 13:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

- I don't show up to ANY funerals.

- Yeah, I bet you don't! Because you're SCARED. Y-You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!

- I'm scared I'll be BORED to TEARS!

08.03.2026 12:46 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Well, I better run before the rabble arrives."

08.03.2026 12:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

... That's you being creative?

08.03.2026 11:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like your people for their creativity, so it really pains me to see you resort to violence every time.

But yes, you don't need an excuse to shoot me. You're free to do so any time.

08.03.2026 11:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is... Not an alternative. You just want an excuse to shoot me.

08.03.2026 11:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then I'd be forced to defend myself.

08.03.2026 11:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahaha, extra therapy?! You're so funny!

08.03.2026 11:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The baptism and the exorcism didn't do it, an armchair and a framed piece of paper ain't doing it either.

08.03.2026 11:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh darling, I need something much stronger than therapy.

08.03.2026 11:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aww, really? You're gonna make me blush. ♡

08.03.2026 11:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I find your fear of Sunday highly irrational.

08.03.2026 11:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Oh my, that'd have been pretty good had it been intentional."

08.03.2026 10:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have quite a poor opinion of me. I am somewhat responsible for you, even if we are not quite familiar and master anymore.

08.03.2026 10:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Many such cases... Scoot, your tail is in the way.

08.03.2026 10:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Giving the fae some credit, they are far better at weaponsmithing.

08.03.2026 10:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

// I am so sad the pronouns label went and disappeared 💔

08.03.2026 10:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They're perfectly familiar with the concept, having been born into, and 'dying' during war. Violence is, of course, just another language. One that comes attached with ultimatums.

That doesn't mean they hate it any less.

Blue is going to trample all over the flowers.

08.03.2026 10:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I feel somewhat coerced.

08.03.2026 10:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I'd appreciate it if you didn't, but I also trust you to choose whichever option would be funnier.

As a court fool, I have to respect the law of comedy.

08.03.2026 07:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

... ( Sigh ) Yes, indeed. Someone as charming and cute as you must be quite wise.

08.03.2026 06:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

......... Do you want me to affirm that you are... Cute?

08.03.2026 06:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

What horns?

08.03.2026 06:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vast? My, you must be quite the learned individual. A plethora of unique experiences beneath your belt?

08.03.2026 06:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Ignoring who and what she is. Just another person in a sea of faces, yes, yes. Just don't mind the horns.

08.03.2026 06:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wise words.

08.03.2026 06:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1