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Showing this to myself in 2022 and having an aneurysm

What an astute observation! No, the "stripper" isn't just spending time with you because you're paying her--there's definitely a spark! ✨️ 😎 😉

Now is the time to make your move--ask her to marry you, and make it loud enough that everyone can hear so they'll join you in celebrating! 🍾 👰‍♀

Hey guys. Have been offline for a bit. Thinking of taking my panamaxx-class supertanker for a little spin to see Dubai. Anyone know if now is a nice time to visit

This is a campaign being led by your fox news uncle.

Not even an attempt to ask for military or intelligence analyses of what Iran could and might do.

Just going on fox news to tell each other over and over it'll all be fine.

Caught unaware at the reality. No theory of mind for other people.

March 2026
A lone pedophile seeks to rule the world
Only one country stands up to him
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

How is Trump going to make my mommy and daddy stop fighting?

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

nYC Guido Voice @nycguidovoice (wearing full body Italian flag track suit) what da fuck is a national pastime

You're absolutely right! That was a mine, and the ship is sinking. 🤯😳

My bad--as a large language model, I don't actually know if there are mines in the water. 🏝⛴️

What else can I help you with? 😎🤠

Ohhh click the sea

Mining and sweeping

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Oil patches near me
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How to ride a bicycle
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How to tie hangmans noose

Just traded 32gb of ram for a gallon of gas. Loving this new post-money economy

You're absolutely right! There's no way around it--you've been sealed into a wine cellar, brick by brick 🧱

But this isn't a setback--this is an opportunity to become a wine expert! So whatll it be--a smooth Côte-du-Rhone? Or a spicy Zinfandel? 😎

The lion does not concern himself with. Wait. Did you say $110 oil prices

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

Just called the gas station. They said they're out of gas unless you bring a gun

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Does Aesop Rock have the "pass" ?
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Adam West I GUESS YOU'RE ONLY FAMILIAR WITH THE NEW BATMAN MOVIES. MICHELLE PFEIFFER, HAH.

It was fewer years from the Tim Burton Batman movies to the Adam West 60’s show than it is between this episode of the Simpsons and us today. Just wanted to make you sad! Time is the fire in which we burn!

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

GARDENS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Challenge for those who claim the stripper is only hanging out with me for the money: Explain how friendship works.

editor's note: it was in fact her job

Chumbox ad with a photo of a little brown dog eating a banana. Text: Before Your Dog Eats Banana Here's What Happens when Dogs Eat Banana Badlands Ranch

FYI in case anyone’s dog is about to eat banana

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what about a Wishmaster tv series where every episode there's a new wish and you don't know if the djinn will be a fuckin prick about it or not. so if a nerd wishes to make his high school football team you dunno if you're getting a rousing underdog story or the wholesale slaughter of youth athletes