Keep it tight, brother. Sending one up. ☝️
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Keep it tight, brother. Sending one up. ☝️
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Are you supposed to drink beer before or after you workout? I can never remember.
I haven't gotten over Deepwater Horizon and haven't spent a cent with BP.
I can hold a grudge and am extremely petty.
Me: Man, I really want to say something, but it's probably inappropriate and might get me in trou-
My brain: Too late!
My mouth: Haha! Suck a fart out of my ass, officer.
Let's say I passed out cold and got it against my will and didn't have any money to get it covered up and there were no artists in my area that would cover up or black out a Nazi tattoo for free (unlikely), I would simply never remove my shirt for any reason.
And maybe walk into the ocean. Dunno.
These words don't exist in my native written language (Hattic).
Maybe two of the other ones. Possibly all three depending on how the next few years go.
I'm a spring chicken, I don't even know what y'all are talking about.
Am... Am I? Noooo. Am I Jesus?
Oh, wait. I see. I'm one of the other ones.
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Philly was right to murder that robot and so many of you mocked them. Look at you now.
AI is an existential threat to all that is good about humanity
Just for the record, I fully thought it was discourse about actual marathon foot races and NOW I get the joke. I absolutely was not there at first, full disclosure.
Okay, I checked (against my better judgment) and it IS a game. I was so close.
Is this discourse actually about running or is this some new horse girl gacha or something?
It's what the Coca-Cola comes in, duh.
I heard it has a huge crack in it, no thanks.
All while reposting a nearly endless deluge of leftist propaganda themselves. LOL
Zero foresight on the part of this administration. It's honestly impressive how badly they fumbled this.
True, but everyone down the line from him who knows better is also complicit. Getting fired for saying, "this is a bad idea" is better than getting strung up at Nuremberg 2.0 or shuffled off to the coast of Iran to storm a beach and turned into hamburger.
I can't believe how stupid everyone in our government is. Just absolutely incompetent buffoons.
People shocked that the country we attacked are going after our meaty vulnerable bits are credulous dipshits.
Me, putting my dick and balls in the Dick and Ball Crusher Turbo 2K: Sure hope nothing bad comes of this.
One hundred percent!
You're doing something cool and good. Awesome. Thumbs up, bud. Don't tell me anything else.
Genuinely tired of you dipshits. You don't have to insert yourself into every conversation to let everybody know you're an atheist. Nobody gives a shit! You're doing the same proselytizing, just from the other direction.
Just shut up! Shut the fuck up! Mind your business!
Are evangelicals annoying AF? Yes, absolutely.
You know who else is annoying AF? Every single one of you lame ass reddit atheists ready to argue at the drop of a hat. You sound just like the evangelicals, but your god is being right. Just shut the fuck up and mind your business.
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
Particularly "it's". Loves to turn it's into "It's".
It also sometimes decides I want to have a random word capitalized in the middle of a sentence. Love it.
List of words my phone thinks are fine and also will not allow me to remove from the learned words. I'm sure there are many more I haven't discovered yet.
abd
fije
othet
becuase