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@urbandragondice

Dicey Dragon, 40+ old who's hoard is mostly ramen shops, ttrpgs, and local coffee. Megatennist. Follows and likes 18+ stuff, but rarely posts such, weird, no minors please. Non-binary, They/Them. TRANS RIGHTS! NoAI Urbandragon on Discord.

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Overturn Citizens United and ban lobby groups.

11.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Art by yours truly of A then and now diagram aith anime shoulder pads becoming cat ears, and I spit out my cereal because omg it’s Ramlethal Valentine hiiiii \o/

Art by yours truly of A then and now diagram aith anime shoulder pads becoming cat ears, and I spit out my cereal because omg it’s Ramlethal Valentine hiiiii \o/

Folks in a discord I’m in were discussing how anime girls used to have big shoulder pads and don’r any more. I drew this silly thing to make a β€œit used to be shoulder pads now it’s cat ears” joke and I realized I had recreated Ramlethal Valentine circa Xrd.

11.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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Commission halfway done
It's a Sylvari from Guild Wars 2, a rare guest on this profile
Very fun theme to paint nevertheless <3

11.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
photo of Alex Schaefer painting a bank across the street from him. It's a beautiful, bright, sunny day, and the pristine bank is contrasted nicely against the painting of the building consumed by a raging inferno.

photo of Alex Schaefer painting a bank across the street from him. It's a beautiful, bright, sunny day, and the pristine bank is contrasted nicely against the painting of the building consumed by a raging inferno.

Do y'all remember Alex Schaefer, the artist who would go around painting various real-world banks engulfed in flames?

I've been thinking about his work a lot lately, as we watch payment processors continue to punish people over porn.

11.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2357 πŸ” 776 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
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How can I jerk off to this, there's no "Human-Oriented Knees"

11.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Mysterious Signal Transfixes Radio Sleuths -- And Intelligence Experts The mysterious Persian-language transmission began about 12 hours after the start of the US-Israeli bombing campaign against Iran. It was jammed five days later. Is it a coded message for US agents in...

US-Iran War awakens mysterious numbers stationβ€”and a rival force, jamming it

11.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Vampiric Fight Battle Map by Domille's Wondrous Works. It features a giant skull with fangs at the end of a stone platform.

Vampiric Fight Battle Map by Domille's Wondrous Works. It features a giant skull with fangs at the end of a stone platform.

Creating for Daggerheart, Draw Steel, or any other #ttrpg of your choice?

I have a member tier that provides commercial access to maps like the one below!

Check out the details and add some gorgeous human-made maps to your titles.

www.patreon.com/c/dw...

11.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kasrkin Sergeant with plasma pistol and power fist (probably to pick up this plasma pistol)

#warhammer #wh40k #astramilitarum

11.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown tanuki mascot In a straw hat sits in a deck chair on a lawn. He is holding a fan with one hand and waving to the camera with the other.

A brown tanuki mascot In a straw hat sits in a deck chair on a lawn. He is holding a fan with one hand and waving to the camera with the other.

Takumi Ponzan, the mascot for the town of Shigaraki, in Shiga Prefecture, is a ceramics craftsman tanuki (raccoon dog) with large, pendulous testicles.

11.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 427 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 35

Literal clown shoes.

11.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Taps the sign*

11.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof.

11.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Chained Echoes' developer Matthias Linde is terminating his business relationship and is suing First Press Games after not fully delivering on the 'Chained Echoes' physical version.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/101...

11.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

Only for JP so far but if NISA adopts it too...

11.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Finally, my No-Vocabularynator!!" Doofenshmirtz yelled.

11.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A heavy looking mecha in rounded armor and coated in ERA plates. It is wielding a large drum fed gun, has a heavy looking cannon over its shoulder, and has a set of smoke launchers on its other shoulder.

A heavy looking mecha in rounded armor and coated in ERA plates. It is wielding a large drum fed gun, has a heavy looking cannon over its shoulder, and has a set of smoke launchers on its other shoulder.

detail shot of the same mecha

detail shot of the same mecha

#Marchofrobots Day 11: Tortuga
#mecha #Lancer

11.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.” (Woke DEI Champion Ronald Reagan)

11.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
[A girl with long black hair and a professor who looks like Megan stand together. The girl points to Cueball in the distance.]
Girl: Professor, that man claims the earth is 6,000 years old!
Professor: So? Just use your head and don't concern yourself overmuch with what other people think.
[Cueball is gone and the girl is no longer pointing but just talking to the professor.]
Girl: But he says the fossils in the mountains were put there in a flood!
Professor: Well, evidence suggests that they were not.
Girl: But he--
[A mountain landscape with blue sky to the left with white clouds, gray clod cover to the right and gray mountains below. The most prominent peak is just right of the middle, but there are 14 small and large peaks all in all.]
Professor (off-panel): A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them.
[The girl throws her hands in the air while the professor just looks at her.]
Girl: But he believes the silliest things!
Professor: So?
[The girl has her arms down again and looks on the talking professor.]
Professor: The universe doesn't care what you believe.
Professor: The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask for your faith, it just asks for your eyes.
[The girl and professor talks.]
Girl: But he's a US senator!
Professor: Ah, then yes, we do have a bit of a situation.

[A girl with long black hair and a professor who looks like Megan stand together. The girl points to Cueball in the distance.] Girl: Professor, that man claims the earth is 6,000 years old! Professor: So? Just use your head and don't concern yourself overmuch with what other people think. [Cueball is gone and the girl is no longer pointing but just talking to the professor.] Girl: But he says the fossils in the mountains were put there in a flood! Professor: Well, evidence suggests that they were not. Girl: But he-- [A mountain landscape with blue sky to the left with white clouds, gray clod cover to the right and gray mountains below. The most prominent peak is just right of the middle, but there are 14 small and large peaks all in all.] Professor (off-panel): A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them. [The girl throws her hands in the air while the professor just looks at her.] Girl: But he believes the silliest things! Professor: So? [The girl has her arms down again and looks on the talking professor.] Professor: The universe doesn't care what you believe. Professor: The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask for your faith, it just asks for your eyes. [The girl and professor talks.] Girl: But he's a US senator! Professor: Ah, then yes, we do have a bit of a situation.

Why does this comic keep getting more relevant.

11.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Tuba music nails how dumb this all feels.

11.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hello this is awesome.

11.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
3 very pretty space marine boys arrayed on a grey canvas.

3 very pretty space marine boys arrayed on a grey canvas.

Drawing some of my space marine OCs faces <3
Fexxis (Iron Warrior) Xen (night lord) and Clarke (loyalist chapter, the Sons Of Dusk)

11.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I think a huge amount of furries don't realize how much of the world still thinks that they're just a fig leaf for actual IRL bestiality

Saw a "hear me out" post about Nick Wilde from Zootopia go viral and tons of responses like "HE'S LITERALLY AN ANIMAL??"
stop assuming your kink is safe from them

11.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 487 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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11.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a robot! :)

(This is updated art of the LANCER Hearth-7 homebrew mech, the Bullfrog)

11.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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I needed to draw for ME today. So I thought I'd do some practice and try to figure out what I'm doing with Clover's design.

As such, I give to you; bunny

#CherubArt

05.07.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 2086 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2
"You abandoned Fix. You abandoned us. And for what? To go play merc for some surface corp? To get shiny new parts while the rest of us were down here, fighting and dying for every scrap? You got to walk away... and I got left behind to be torn apart."

"You abandoned Fix. You abandoned us. And for what? To go play merc for some surface corp? To get shiny new parts while the rest of us were down here, fighting and dying for every scrap? You got to walk away... and I got left behind to be torn apart."

The argument from earlier in the day plays over and over in her mind as Clover fails to sleep. It wasn't her fault. She had her reasons, and none of those reasons were in the warrens.

#CherubArt

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 3317 πŸ” 642 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4

Look at this nonsense. What are we on? Tumblr to the fifth power? These rules are nonsensical and outright destructive. They're basically shooting themselves in the ass.

11.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man wearing green glasses is standing in front of a desk with the word done written on it ALT: a bald man wearing green glasses is standing in front of a desk with the word done written on it

I have exported the final PDF for the Tribes in the Dark #TTRPG. Just needs some final looksies to make sure it's good.

11.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

🀦 payment processors will hurt marginal groups and push people into fringe markets. And then wonder why it eventually they become replaced. Christo fascism bs is inherently self-destructive.

11.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Balatro, Peglin, and Thyshastery that just dropped. πŸ€·πŸ€”

11.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0