Daughk

Black cat paw resting on my finger

cant, sorry.. my cat wants to hold hands

Do I want to do an activity, or just sit here with a cat in my lap?

See, I’m starting to think it’s not allergies. I just find myself unwilling to push out air.

What's your sign?

Haircuts are corruptly propagandized and promoted by Big Barber Industry

I am me
You are you
we are what we are,
you make it hard

a yellow m & m standing in a room wearing a headband and gloves. He turned around and shake ass at the camera. Alt: a yellow m & m standing in a room wearing a headband and gloves. He turned around and shake ass at the camera.

I followed the yellow brick road. It led me to this. So I guess I eat m&m ass now. 🤷

Roberto, The Great One’s namesake, has a tee time.

The almost completely eclipsed moon at three in the morning on the west coast, shot with my iPhone.

I can hardly wait until after my eyes heal from cataract surgery this week so I can then appreciate the beauty of, for now fuzzy pics, I took of that celestial event.

Four to six of us men would gather for dinner on Tuesday nights, phone tag for location as texting wasn’t invented, yet. On Tuesday, in the fall, one of the men showed up just as we were paying the bill. Three days passed, and he still hadn’t realized we’d returned to standard time.

Thought of the Day: imagine Scooby Doo trying to say the phrase "suicide vest"
#thoughofthaday #mindfulness

Wading through a sea of external stimuli to try and awaken the beast within

I don’t drink

That’s why they’re called Loafers

Is it common to see into the void a few times before you get sucked in? Is it like labor, where sightings occur with increasing frequency?

I just want somebody to cook for 😔

Sometimes I don’t know what to do with my arms when I’m trying to sleep.

Was just making sure my testes were safe.

I thought we were allowed to do whatever now, your honor

Love me
Love me knot (oomf)
Love me
Love me knot ( oof)
Love me
Love me knot (argh)

I have a fear of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it

Higher thoughts:

What’s the point of a SONIC toothbrush if I still have to brush for two minutes?

Don't stare at my balls.
I can't take intense scrotiny.

Who needs a weather report when you got joints?

My knees day there's a storm abrewing...

My back says cold front...

My head says pressure is dropping...

Cheers, GGPretty. And thanks for the hb wishes. Hope all is well with you.

Went against my better judgement and opted for optimism when I renewed my driver’s license for 10 years, after turning 70 this month.

“anyway so how’s your flesh prison been tho”

I don’t want a soulmate. I want a co conspirator

If we're pals, I'll like your post even if I don't know what it means 🤷🏻‍♀️

Designing a yonic maze and calling it the "labiarynth"