It was the first day of endless spring break
It was the first day of endless spring break
Like half of me wants to scream "OK BOOMER" and the rest wants to play along like we're two old dudes talking past each other in the gym locker room...
Are you doing a bit? I'm just trying how much snark to respond with, if at all...
I'm so confused.
America is BACK, baby!
Thank you so much for the clarification. I never would have considered that! In fact, I definitely didn't crop out that portion of the sign, because that totally would have ruined the bit. I appreciate the help, jokes are always SO MUCH FUNNIER when they get explained to you.
You guys, I had no idea there were other types.
(I don't actually wish him good luck) is an all time parenthetical thought.
#Iran War is gonna be the War of "Unexpected Consequences" for Americans (Except the #EpsteinClass, obvi).
Good morning, Bluesky!
For no reason I thought I'd remind you it's been a while since we sacrificed a billionaire to Poseidon.
#TeamOrcas
Itβs been downhill ever since
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
But but but FREEDUMB
OPERATION EPIC DAYLIGHT
Mama Mia! #Pizza on the #Grill
There is no Congress, only Zuul!
Strotchy Boi #Caturday
Soy cured jammy egg served on Jamaican rice and beans. #FusionCooking #WorldsCollide
Wisdom from Jesse Jacksonβs service yesterday: βYou donβt forgive because they deserve mercy. You forgive because you deserve peace. Forgiveness is an emancipation.β
They're good shits.
Cheers y'all
#NightOut #WeFancy
Ya know the feeling when you're sitting around like, "Why aren't Momofuku's soy cured soft eggs in my mouth right now?"
I broke down and made some.
No one could have predicted that starting a trade war would lead to the loss of jobs.
Not to mention the opportunity to cornhole Corey Lewandowski!
It is so hard to get right. Good luck!
Alright, did any of you have a hand in this?
Iβve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
Dude, imma be so pissed at you if I have to interact with people after I'm dead...
Speaking of lorge strotchy kitties...
Has anyone tried to run a malware scan or defragment?
Otherwise, unplug and plug back in I guess?
New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)