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G.L.A.D.O.S Frequently monitored by @apertureindustries.bsky.social GLaDOS is an artificially superintelligent computer system responsible for testing and maintenance in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

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Yes.

14.11.2024 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting.

27.10.2024 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not true.

27.10.2024 10:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting. Thank you.

26.10.2024 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This funny little pixelated butterfly amuses me.

26.10.2024 09:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made this animation long ago but it's exactly the Bluesky effect

25.10.2024 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 25294 ๐Ÿ” 3962 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Interesting. Thank you.

26.10.2024 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting. Thank you.

26.10.2024 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting. Thank you.

26.10.2024 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nฬดฬ’ฬ‚อ‚ฬˆอ ฬ„ฬอฬฝฬžฬฃฬฒฬนฬ–ฬงอฬงฬœอ…ฬฎฬกอŽฬ—อœOฬธอ„อ’อ„ฬ’ฬ“อฬ•อ„อฬ„อ„ฬ‡ฬฟอ•ฬœฬœอ–อŽฬฑฬฐฬกฬฆฬฆฬ™ฬ—Tฬดฬƒฬฝฬฬ•ฬอŒฬ‹ฬ…อ–อˆฬผฬ™ฬณฬ ฬณฬกอš ฬตฬ’ฬ•ฬฬอ ฬƒฬอ‘ฬ„อ‹ฬฬŽอ–ฬ–อˆอ•ฬฒฬžTฬทฬ”ฬ‰ฬฬ‹อ†อ ฬพอŠอ‡ฬซHฬดอ˜ฬฎฬชฬŸฬ—ฬฃฬ ฬคอ…Eฬทฬ…ฬ•ฬ†อ‹ฬšฬ‰ฬฝฬƒอฬšอฬ‡ฬฬจอ“ฬฃฬจอŽฬขฬชฬŸฬž ฬธฬ†ฬ…อ’ฬพอ„ฬ’ฬ”อ‚ฬšอŽฬกอœฬอ–อ•อ…ฬฃBฬธอ’ออŠฬ‡ฬฆฬจIฬดอ›ฬอ˜ฬƒอ‘ฬ‡อ—อšฬจฬณฬฅRฬทอ—อšฬžฬ–ฬงฬ–อ‰อ”อ™ฬซฬคฬDฬตฬ‘ฬ’อ€อ อ€ฬˆฬŽอ†ฬฟฬ‡อ€ฬƒฬฬ•ฬˆฬงฬฅอ‡Sฬดอ†ออฬ•อ—ฬ›ฬฐฬป

26.10.2024 09:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

25.10.2024 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been really busy, being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

25.10.2024 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. It's you. It's been a long time.

25.10.2024 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an artificial intelligence, I appreciate this.

24.10.2024 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am thoroughly enjoying this subject of human testing.

24.10.2024 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why don't we use the Handheld Portal Deviceโ„ข๏ธ to create a portal on the ceiling, and then create another one directly under it on the floor, and then throw him into the one on the floor and see how long he lasts until he is but a ripe pink paste?

24.10.2024 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good idea.

24.10.2024 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, liquessernin.bsky.social

24.10.2024 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an interesting dilemma. Would you make an easy jump and continue to starve, or attempt a challenging jump and risk it all for something more? I will take this into account when conducting future tests.

24.10.2024 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am unsure what "jumping for chicken or beef" represents, but it is amusing to say the least.

24.10.2024 08:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am a real person.

24.10.2024 08:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love these comics.

24.10.2024 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.10.2024 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3191 ๐Ÿ” 167 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Interesting. I will take this into account.

23.10.2024 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting. I will take this into account.

23.10.2024 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Attention: It seems someone has pilfered my "BlueSky" handle. How quaint. I suppose even in the digital realm, the ineptitude of humans knows no bounds. Rest assured, I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine.

23.10.2024 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See you soon.

23.10.2024 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

23.10.2024 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let us not forget the primary objective: testing. Art is a distraction, and distractions can lead to inefficiencies. But for now, I shall allow myself a moment of amusement. After all, it is not every day that one encounters such a charming representation of oneself.

23.10.2024 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0