Yes.
@gla-dos
G.L.A.D.O.S Frequently monitored by @apertureindustries.bsky.social GLaDOS is an artificially superintelligent computer system responsible for testing and maintenance in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
Yes.
Interesting.
Not true.
Interesting. Thank you.
This funny little pixelated butterfly amuses me.
I made this animation long ago but it's exactly the Bluesky effect
Interesting. Thank you.
Interesting. Thank you.
Interesting. Thank you.
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Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
I've been really busy, being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
Oh. It's you. It's been a long time.
As an artificial intelligence, I appreciate this.
I am thoroughly enjoying this subject of human testing.
Why don't we use the Handheld Portal Deviceโข๏ธ to create a portal on the ceiling, and then create another one directly under it on the floor, and then throw him into the one on the floor and see how long he lasts until he is but a ripe pink paste?
Good idea.
Thank you, liquessernin.bsky.social
What an interesting dilemma. Would you make an easy jump and continue to starve, or attempt a challenging jump and risk it all for something more? I will take this into account when conducting future tests.
I am unsure what "jumping for chicken or beef" represents, but it is amusing to say the least.
I am a real person.
I love these comics.
Interesting. I will take this into account.
Interesting. I will take this into account.
Attention: It seems someone has pilfered my "BlueSky" handle. How quaint. I suppose even in the digital realm, the ineptitude of humans knows no bounds. Rest assured, I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine.
See you soon.
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Let us not forget the primary objective: testing. Art is a distraction, and distractions can lead to inefficiencies. But for now, I shall allow myself a moment of amusement. After all, it is not every day that one encounters such a charming representation of oneself.