He was on Most Farted
15.01.2026 06:38
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He was on Most Farted
Is #NewProfilePic a thing here? No? Oh well, I don’t care 🤷🏻♂️
I have found my people. Abhorrent.
It honestly wouldn’t be Christmas for me if I didn’t rewatch just about every @nigella.bsky.social Christmas special that I can!
They are an absolute winner in this house!
Absolutely LOVE this series!
Hard agree, except I’d swap the last two - because Halloween Ends is a fucking turd of a film with no redeeming qualities.
House is smelling amazing this morning thanks to @nigella.bsky.social’s parmesan (and black pepper) shortbread!
**screams hysterically**
😂😂😂😂 👏🏻
WHAT WAS THAT?!
Could Apple perhaps put something into their next update that when you put your AirPods away and the battery is dangerously low your phone goes “YO BITCH, CHARGE THAT SHIT!!!” (Or something). As I’m out of the house at 4:30 this morning with no music and I want to cry 😭😭😒😒
When the machines rise I’ll be the first to be killed. I’m always calling Alexa a slag for not listening to me.
😂😂😂😂
Even when she was talking on Uncloaked after the final in her “actual” voice I was saying I can’t tell the difference 😂
Legit same!
Since the recipe landed in my inbox the other day I’ve been itching to make this @nigella.bsky.social cauliflower, garlic and turmeric soup! Sunshine in a bowl… and since there’s no sodding sunshine in the actual sky at the moment, it’s perfect timing I guess 🌧️
Very much same
Literally my least favourite two won 🥴🥴😂 #TheTraitors
Leanne can get in the fucking bin!!!!! Justice for Frankie! #TheTraitors
BS. It was dire 😭
This has got to be one of the worst things I have watched in a very, very long time.
Bitterly disappointed. Not even the (usually) magnificent Michelle Yeoh could save this turd… and I loved her badass character in Discovery! #Section31
Goosebumps 22 years ago. Goosebumps now! Forever fucking ICONIC!!! #Buffy #BtVS
I don’t care what time of day it is. Sitting directly behind me or next to me on the bus when the rest of the bus is empty is shitty fucking behaviour. Creep.
Forever in our hearts.
Devastation!!!
We WILL rebuild!!!
#StormÉowyn
Jake definitely thinks he’s the main character now. I can’t bloody stand him #TheTraitors
Stupid fuckface Elon Musk being a stupid fuckface at the inauguration of other well known fuckface Donald Trump.
This guy is the true embodiment of what a “fuckface” is, isn’t he 🙄🙄
Ps, did I get the alt text for this image correct?
Also. Shocked and saddened I’m the first to use the #TheyGotTheMustardOut hashtag on Bluesky 😂
