Waffles the Virginia Opossum

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Mama gasped when I let her read that! She told me to tell you to get it anyway and hide it! She lost 85 lbs in 12 months, but now she's gained 10 lbs in 2 months. I kinda like it when she's bigger. Bigger pillows to lay on and more treats!

That's why I'm a big boy! Mama says I have "junk in my trunk!" 😂😂😂 Mama wants treats, but her new insurance won't pay for her Ozempic, so she eats a ton of salads. That's one reason I don't get as many treats. 😰

That's because she's old! Babies and the old ones wear diapers. That makes me think...Mama & Dad should probably start wearing diapers! Heeheehee! 😂 I'm in an evil mood today! Again, more treats would help everyone! Tell Little Bit hi from me! 💙💙💙💙💙

Boo! I'm not a baby! I'm a big boy now that I'm 2! Mama just needs to give me more treats. I can definitely be bribed!

Yeah, I do it when I'm mad at Mama. Then she huffs and puffs about having to clean it up. I just lay in my den and watch her clean it up and laugh. Usually she knows why. I'm not telling her what I'm mad about today! 😏😈

Hmmmm...I haven't tried Mama's tablet yet. She lets my human sibling keep it in their room, since they use it more than we do. Something about college, whatever that is. They complain about it a lot! Glad I don't have to do anything like that. I'd probably 💩 and pee under the bed more often!

😲 I wonder how long mine has been messed up? BlueSky! Fix our stuff, please!

I just discovered today that I can't scroll on any profiles. No, it isn't my cute opossum hands. I had Mama try it, as well. Looks like BlueSky is having some issues. 🤔 Btw, Mama says she'll chat with you soon. She's been super busy (like just now I 💩 and peed under the bed) but she'll chat soon! 💙

Thank you Snails! It was so tasty! Lots of treats and lots of love! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thank you Cat Lady!!!! 💙

Hi Millie!!! Thank you so much! I've been getting special scritches and treats all day long. And Mama said I am getting a very, very special treat later! She's probably waiting for Dad to come home from work. He better hurry!

Rich!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! Thank you so, so much! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thank you, Miranda!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thank you, Kate!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thank you so very much, Silvia!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

OMG! I LOVE IT!!! Thank you so much, Jo Ann! Snuggles, boops, and slubs to you! 💙💙💙💙💙

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Mama has been so busy! But, I wanted to tell you about today. Today is my birthday! I'm 2 years old! I took a selfie a few minutes ago. Yes, it's kinda blurry, but I'm trying to figure out how to use Mama's phone. It's hard to take the perfect selfie! 💙💙💙💙💙

Okay. Mama did, for hours. I just watched. 😂

Lol! I did - for hours! 😂😂😂😂😂

Mama is playing with AI. That's kinda weird. But this is a pretend post the AI came up with. I think he likes me!

Hi tantishiney! I hope you got yummy treats today, too! 💙

Mama made me a yummy smoothie with strawberry yogurt, peach yogurt, nanner, strawberries, blueberries, and maybe she said spinach and kale, but she wouldn't do that to me, right? Anyway, I loved it and made a huge mess! Sorry the picture is blurry. Opossums aren't so good at taking selfies! ☺️

Those are some good snuggles! Sending snuggles, slubs, and boops to all of you! 💙

Thanks! Mama says I give the best cuddles! I'd snuggle with you too, if you were here! 💙💙💙💙💙

Thanks, Jo Ann! We 💙 you! 💙💙💙💙💙

Hi tantishiney!! It's been a while! I do love my Mama, for sure! She gives the best snuggles. Sending snuggles, boops, and slubs to you too! 💙💙💙💙💙

I hope everyone has made (is making it) through that winter storm. Stay safe and warm, like I am, all snuggled up with my Mama. I feel really bad for my outside opossum family and my other outside wildlife family, too. I hope they all do okay out there in the snow, ice, and freezing cold. 🥶😰 💙💙💙💙💙

You're very welcome! I can't spell at all, since I'm a 1 and a half year old Virginia opossum. Mama does all my spelling for me. We didn't get as much snow as Mama said we were gonna get, but I'm very happy to be an indoor opossum! I go potty on my pee pads!

Thanks, 96Dyna! I am pretty cool - and maybe a teensy bit egotistical, lol! And yes, that's how you spell marsupials!