Fay Lane

Thank you for the mention 😊🖤

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Oh yes we have a few of them stuffed in the basement

It's #Galentinesday ladies time to gather in a forest clearing for a cute little picnic, drink rosé from pretty glasses, and hex the patriarchy with a blo0d sacrifice 🥰

Literally that

Watching the "3 stops left" tracking app for my impending furniture delivery like a maiden of olde sat in her chamber waiting breathlessly for the sound of hoofbeats and trumpets heralding the arrival of her beloved returned from distant unknown lands.

If you find yourself in a situationship with a guy this Valentine's day, I have some advice that could save you a lot of trouble:

rip that man's heart out and eat it in front of him 🫀

I'm here and on Threads! I continue to lurk 😂

Thanks!

Thank you @quillandcrowpublishinghouse.com for continuing to indulge my compulsion to put creepily unnatural decomposing cadavers in all my art 🖤

New premades just posted ✨️ I have not done dystopian or sci-fi in a while, so I wanted to warm up with these.

If I started turning into a werewolf I'd just assume it was my period & carry on with life. Oh, my body is changing in weird, painful ways? Having violent cravings? Skin & hair problems? Emotionally dysregulated? Woke up covered in bl0od w/ no memory of last night?

Eh, a few ibuprofen will sort it.

"Oh you are like an empress of the night, a dark vampire queen!" Nah babes I am the weird eldritch hag that lives in a swamp and will leave teeth in your socks.

Drinking coffee so I can speed run my intrusive thoughts and get straight into the existential dread

They're the GOOD fake wood

They were in the original post but I ran out of space 😂

I'm a traditional woman. I cook, clean, & post ads in the paper seeking eligible bachelors in need of a comely wife with her own modest homestead. Simply withdraw all your money and travel to my remote farmhouse. Tell no one where you're going. Yes come in dear have some stew, I've been waiting 🖤

Was recently informed that my spidery, scrawling, more or less illegible handwriting makes me seem dangerously unhinged. I am choosing to take that as a win.

Image of the book cover for Revenant by Jamie Jackson from Quill & Crow, with their logo at the bottom.

Thrilled to reveal the cover for Jamie Jackson’s REVENANT, a gaslamp fantasy with murder, mystery, and Gothic romance vibes, now available for preorder at thecrowshoppe.com

Cover by @faylane.bsky.social

#BookSky

Didn't do a homicide today. I deserve a lil treat 🍪

Why is my head hurting? I wonder, forgetting I have stoop up directly into my open freezer door thrice this week. A mystery, never to be solved. Until I whack my cranium again in 48 hours.

The compulsion to only focus on commercially viable art that makes me money while neglecting personal projects that bring me joy makes me want to pop my brain out and toss it in a spin cycle. Just let me write my silly dark fantasy in between commissions!! 🥲

Thank you 😊

Sold this premade 🖤

Your Valentine doesn't want flowers and chocolates. They want a gourmet selection of cheeses, bodily autonomy, and a sword. Take notes.

If your entire publishing brand is based around shaming books with smut as "bad" while raging lunatics are actively looking to drag society back into the dark ages of purity culture, maybe you should reconsider your messaging ✌🏻

I do dress my age. That age just happens to be immortal vampire slut.

Idk how long the human brain can teeter on the razor edge between staying informed and going insane without bursting into flames, but I'm trying 🥲

Using every ounce of executive function I still possess to channel my anxiety into meal prep for the next few days

In light of the trade war I as a Canadian will only be digging up cadavers for my heinous blood rituals in local cemeteries 🍁