Gabriel S. Jacobs

don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya

poob? poob levland? I haven't heard that name in a while, God bless.

DOJ not exactly covering itself in glory

a skeleton in a suit and tie is saying my client pleads Alt: CGI rigged scene, a skeleton in a suit and tie is defending a soldier in camouflage fatigues. "Your Honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy."

life imitates Twitch

yet another case of "little brother picked up the controller and started making random moves"

how do you not do this before launching a war on iran

The Hauntening YouTube video by waverlyflams

posting a classic

really gets your noggin joggin'

my refrigerator responded to my criticism of it not having an icemaker built in, it went mmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmm

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This is made-up slop, but you know what isn't? The work of Valter Binotto, who takes incredible photos of REAL upper-atmosphere lightning in the Italian Alps. Probably the only guy alive who gets decent photos of ELVES.

a cartoon of spongebob wearing a top hat and glasses driving a car Alt: Spongebob in pretty fair contention for Upper Class Twit of the Year okay okay he's driving a car while wearing a suit and bow tie, a hat, a monocle, and a haughty sneer

"philosophical scrutiny"

Ferdinand de Moreseps over here

Yeah, we used to have a lot of "general knowledge tests" that were pretty surgically crafted to deny the franchise to minorities.

this is my cue to reread Skullkickers

Seasonal Afflecktive Disorder 2: The Afflicktion

a while back Matthew Inman (of The Oatmeal) made an argument that the popularity of the Twilight books was in significant part because the protagonist-narrator was so bland and generic that it was very easy for readers to imagine themselves in her place.

you are not striking a blow for the exploited hourly workers who are fare evading because they can't afford $5 round trip each day. you are from a middle class family and you are larping as a Heroic Poor.

same as the people in urbanism groups who won't shut up about how it's cool/based to skip turnstiles.

yeah okay buddy, it would be cool if the subway was free. in the meantime, it's $2 & almost all of you can afford it easily (still way cheaper than driving). if you love transit, support transit.

I don't want my income tax bill to go to $0.

I want the taxes I pay to go to rebuilding infrastructure, a social safety net, scientific research, and the arts, instead of funneled to enrich the wealthiest 1% and get people killed in wars of overseas adventurism.

the boot too big for he gotdamn feet

Speak loudly and step on a big rake

Speak loudly and step on a big rake

technically it's strategic power

but strategy is for wusses, Real Warfighters just run in shooting machineguns

At least in Texoma, most induced seismicity is from this process (wastewater injection) not fracking. In Pennsylvania it's a bit of a different story.

People two months ago were insisting that oil companies were behind Trump's invasion of Venezuela because he said it was for oil.

winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

dying to know what you could possibly mean by this question, you weird little freak (derogatory)

Did You Know?

The famous tar pit fossil site is called "Rancho LA Brea" because it is located in L.A.

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those sure are two sentences to put right next to each other

Well, on the bright side they made all these investments in renewable energy before cocking up the global conventional energy supp- why does my producer never stop handing me notes