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Cryptkeeper Sophie Luther

@sophieluther

NAFO Memeslinger, Fictional Cryptkeeper, Christian Satirist. Chief Sinner. Friend of all Faiths. Defender of Atheists. New Deal Democrat. #NAFO #Resistance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช

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11.03.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have been using the terms "blasphemy" and "sacrilege" more in the past month, than I have during the duration of my 40 years in ministry.

11.03.2026 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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Our counterterrorism apparatus has been totally hollowed out.

Now we're at war with a country that has a history of terrorist attacks across much of the world.

We're going to have a terrorist attack.
THIS TIME, we cannot allow a PATRIOT act 2.0.

11.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1227 ๐Ÿ” 326 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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The Top 1% of Americans Have Taken $50 Trillion From the Bottom 90%โ€”And That's Made the U.S. Less Secure A report shows that a $50 trillion redistribution of income to benefit the richest has made America less healthy, resilient, and secure

time.com/5888024/50-t...

11.03.2026 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why do Americans hate each other while Canadians love each other? Could it have something to do with our politics? With the sociopath in the Oval?

A Pew survey found that 53% of American adults describe the morality and ethics of our fellow citizens as โ€œbad.โ€ Meanwhile, in Canada, 92% say their fellow Canadians are good while just 7% say theyโ€™re bad.

Why are we Americans so down on our fellow citizens?

11.03.2026 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 992 ๐Ÿ” 280 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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People in India queued outside cooking gas distribution centers amid fears of a shortage of liquefied petroleum gas, as concerns over energy supplies grow following the ongoing crisis in the Middle East. reut.rs/4uhywYZ

11.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 67 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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As Ukraineโ€™s strike capabilities improve, donโ€™t be surprised if Trump tries to delay or cancel the 3,350 ERAMs sold to Kyiv.

Russia canโ€™t afford to face both Ukraineโ€™s homemade missiles and thousands of US cruise missiles.

We all know Trump sides with Russia

11.03.2026 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 103 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Three cargo ships struck off Iran's coast, UK says, including one in Strait of Hormuz The incidents mark the latest in a string of reported attacks in or near to the Strait of Hormuz, where shipping traffic has virtually ground to a halt.

3 cargo ships struck off Iran's coast, UK says, including in Strait of Hormuz

www.cnbc.com/2026/03/11/c...

11.03.2026 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ Three merchant vessels have been struck in Strait of Hormuz.

11.03.2026 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 90 ๐Ÿ” 39 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it

11.03.2026 10:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living dead squirrel

11.03.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just a squirrel

11.03.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brown eyed squirrel

11.03.2026 09:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pope Leo at General Audience: โ€œโ€ฆthe Church can never turn inwards on herself, but is open to everyone and is for everyone.โ€ www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

11.03.2026 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A Shiba Inu celebrates as Russia burns!

A Shiba Inu celebrates as Russia burns!

Awesome!

Hit it again!

11.03.2026 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is a list of chips and components the factory Ukraine destroyed in Russia manufactured. It's a significant blow.

11.03.2026 09:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel this IN MY SOUL

11.03.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The left sucks at politics.

And I say that as a leftist.

11.03.2026 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

11.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 12023 ๐Ÿ” 4907 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 326 ๐Ÿ“Œ 687
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Iran is becoming more defiant in face of US-Israeli onslaught Tehran spurns Trump envoy Steve Witkoff and insists on guarantees it will not be attacked again

Trump is scrambling to end the Iran war as economic pressure mounts.
The Iranians are refusing to meet him. They continue to block all traffic in the Strait of Hormuz.
As for Israel? They are bombing everything they can while they can.
Gangsters miscalculate.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

10.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 263 ๐Ÿ” 90 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Betraying the free world sure gets complicated.

11.03.2026 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iranian FM Araghchi confirms they are receiving military help from Russia, "it's nothing new, and it's not a secret", when asked to confirm if Russia is providing targeting info on US troops to Iran, "as far as I know, we have a pretty good partnership with Russia."

11.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 634 ๐Ÿ” 294 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.

Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

11.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 9934 ๐Ÿ” 2137 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 297 ๐Ÿ“Œ 379
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a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium that says trump will fix it Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium that says trump will fix it
11.03.2026 10:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What Does it Mean that Trump is Promoting a โ€˜Prophecyโ€™ About His Rise to Power?

Trump sharing "prophecies" about himself could mean he believes he's on a mission from God, or that he wants to rally supporters as his popularity drops. Either way, it seems like a power play to portray his opponents as enemies of God. www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...

10.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 340 ๐Ÿ” 122 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 121 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

The Magic 8 ball on steroidsโ€ฆ. Iโ€™ve said it before and Iโ€™m saying it again. AI is a scapegoat to deflect human accountability. So when something goes tits up, companies / institutions / governments can say โ€˜Whoopsies! The Algo attacked, not us!โ€™

11.03.2026 09:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Zelensky: Russia has started supporting the Iranian regime with drones. It will certainly help with missiles, and it will also help them with air defense. What next?

There is only one question: when and which country will be the first to support the Iranian regime by sending troops?

11.03.2026 08:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 133 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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We can't talk about the influence of billionaires in our elections without talking about Trump intentionally getting rid of the agencies and government officials responsible for rooting out corruption.

10.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€˜Nothing Will Remain of Tehran,โ€™ Iranians Say Amid Heavy Bombing

โ€˜Nothing Will Remain of Tehran,โ€™ Iranians Say Amid Heavy Bombing. As experts warned on my show, Trump and Netanyahu will turn Tehran into Gaza. Netanyahu was not punished for what he did in Gaza so of course he will do it again www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/w...

10.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Cartoon by MIke Luckovich | Counterpoint

10.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 941 ๐Ÿ” 251 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4