Selena Surreal

i love having no appointments except one of my least favorite clients at the end of my day so i cant even leave early🙃

MAKING MOVES IN SILENCE
(secretly planning one of my ambitious pincushion feats for march Black Cherry)

accidentally tipsy at a straight bar, a daunting circumstance

you're telling me i made my sylvester debut and went to the reptile expo with @valentinedrag.bsky.social and came home with 3 new babies in past 50 hours of my life

5 minutes of being home and my dad has already talked chemtrails

does @hideokojimaen.bsky.social have a letterboxd account? i wanna see his takes with ratings

one of the most difficult things about having letterboxd is finding out how many people think signs is a good movie

bro last night was Just Like the white-winged dove

brickiana have shows, shes gonna be breakthru next year watch

are you gonna be at all night skate tonight for brickhouse? you should be, me and @sockirl.bsky.social are gonna be eating it up all night

spent 5 minutes trying to get the cat to cuddle with me, finally got her to sit with me and then immediately laughed too loud at a funny video, and she left

ngl when i finaly get on hrt im gonna be devastatingly hot

Fish are food, not friends

"it sucks that you are the way that you are" - Valentine addressing my lactose intolerance

bug show! bug show! bug show!

can't wait to be the only queer in Brooklyn who hasn't seen the new wicked movie

you ever set loose approximately 1500 ladybugs into your apartment or are you a coward?

i did that to Val the other day about Ethel cain...

Dat boi hasn't come in so long🥺

which i think is probably a pretty accurate call

been describing my drag lately as "i don't get booked for brunch"

still getting he/himed by clients after introducing myself as Lorelei is an insane experience, like this isn't a Johnny cash song, bitch im TRANS

*unless you're crazy person

Hopefully this kills twitter🥰