OddBaller

Summoning Mahoraga and then watching it kill itself because it can't adapt to ATL traffic

Got another job where I paint the ground beef red with lead paint to look fresh

My sources tell me that Elon Musk is actually Barron Trump's mother

Those fucking losers in the long walk stopped because they weren't listening to epic sigma phonk anime edits from tiktok

Happy Kirksgiving everyone! Make sure to sit down and grab a nice slice of Kirkey with your loved ones #jerk4kirk #twerk4kirk #kirksgiving #hittindagnarlycharlie

Just got started on this whole pooping and peeing thing. What are some good techs to learn as a beginner?

ChatGPT just hired me to increase AI psychosis

What if in Boruto they replaced the character Jura with Jerma

Wife left me and took the kids because I maxed out 3 credit cards on Clash of Clans. Very anti-fun and spiritually Israeli of her...

After private discussion I have a message for the world "Fuck you @heralen.bsky.social you are STUPID! Love, Tyler"

Who do you want to call stupid I will do it

Yeah I'm addicted to loser stuff like doom scrolling, weed, alcohol, sonic feet, but I'm ALSO addicted to WINNER stuff like gambling and listening to Fireflies by Owl City while creating cinematic adventures with my Sonic the Hedgehog figures (IT'S NOT PLAYING WITH TOYS)

Putting the razorblades and fentanyl into the candy by hand sucks. They should just make Halloween candy that already got that shit inside it

Why they got a JOI machine at the gym???

how are all my little pogchamps doing today?

I got a weighted vest for cardio and it makes me look like one of those military larpers that's going to say the most racist shit in the world

Deadlock more like Fedlock. I only threaten to murder like 13 or 14 other players out of anger and then the feds show up to my house about it. Utter woke nonsense

The Joker: "why so serious"
The Woker: "I'm bi curious"

Have any of those twitter porn reply bots said something like "I'm like Charlie Kirk too the way my neck game is viral!"

This shit sucks, whoever made it probably has no money and a low IQ

Whenever I need to blow off some steam I call ICE on myself and then blow their head smooth off when they break into my house masked with no warrant

Reddit, I sort of did a thing and murdered my whole family because they ate the last red velvet cupcake even though I CALLED DIBS on it. Am I the asshole here?

Don't trust anyone. Everyone is a goblin in disguise trying to steal your loot.

All the reporting about the shooter having a trans roommate and/or partner gives a subtle implication that trans people have mind control (how did they find out...)

So would it be a good or bad time to launch as a soundcloud rapper called Charlie Perc?

Just going to say that Megan Thee Stallion survived getting shot so I think I know who to stan...

Just learned that my cousin died yesterday. I didn't really know him at all so I'm a bit confused on how to feel. I was told he died in the line of duty but he was just a podcaster so now I'm even more confused. No way that shit is dangerous

Why does everyone think he was shot? Maybe his neck just did that

Wasn't going to join the military but then I saw a Twitch ad so I just might...

he looks 1 FNAF jumpscare away from the end