foolish al 🎀

dayummm 🔥

Another 🍃 thought
Taylor Swift (Tim McGraw) = TS™️
Elizabeth Taylor (Swift) = ET 🛸

coach more like BULLY

BOOOOOOOOO

honor brigade af barf

hell ya lol

✨ some highlights ✨

-helped pass a bill capping insulin costs at $25/month
-authored a bill for incarcerated minors to get hs diplomas
-passed a bill for suspended students to still access coursework
-fought against a bill requiring 10 commandments displays in all tx public schools

agree with this!! he has the personal religiosity to appeal to lots of texans, including conservative ones who voted maga, while still fiercely advocating for separation of church and state and having a progressive legislative record. i got my grandpa to vote for him in the primary!

karma is my boyfriend! karma takes all my friends to the summit!!!

kacey musgraves is BACK to being cheeky af and not taking herself too seriously. thank god

a man in a suit is singing into a microphone on a stage in front of a drum set . Alt: Harry in a suit is singing into a microphone on a stage in front of a drum set

RESPECT YOUR MOTHAAA

the most relatable thing that’s ever been posted on the internet. thank you for having the important convos

has anyone talked about how elizabeth taylor…. elizabeth… betty… betty taylor…

me removing myself from swiftiedom in 2013 and then re-entering as a gaylor immediately upon my first listen to betty

the game will def go down in history 👀

(also yes i am a basketball fan)

BAM BEATING KOBE’S RECORD ON A RANDOM TUESDAY LMAO WHAT

oh shit. you can’t read the manuscript if it’s being held together by a paperweight. but you can if it’s stapled together.

Rent due end of week

Bleachers tour announcement and a really interesting letter from jack

oh…i feel seen

just saw this comment on tiktok and omggggg @kelcedamnmorris.bsky.social pointed out selena said “dorothea is about ME!”

how are we, as a society, expected to get up and go to work and act like everything is normal when we know that at this very minute, donna kelce's home renovations are happening

excellent two points from Katie on two sides of the coin of coming out. I’ve had similar thoughts. She’s banking a lot on loyalty and I think that’s what the eras tour helped to secure

Icdiwabh *is* the New Romantics national anthem!!!

I was grinning' like I'm winning I was hitting my marks, cuz we're to busy dancing to get knocked off our feet, heartbreak is the national anthem, we sing it proudly, CUZ [WE] CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART THE BEST PEOPLE IN LIFE ARE FREE

😭😭😭

oh wait

The joke with pansexuals is that they don't come out of the closet, they come out of the cabinet. Because they're pans. 🍳 🥘 🍲

Is this it?? Is this the meaning we haven't figured out yet!?

i’m predicting Ruin the Friendship as the 4th single simply bc the order will be 1326 like the cake