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“‘If you can’?” said FATHER. “Everything is possible for one who opens their ass.”

For he satisfies the thirsty and fills the hungry with good things.

I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete.

I have no greater joy than to hear that my sons are walking in the truth.

For HE satisfies the thirsty and fills the hungry with good things.

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Each of you should give what you have decided in your COCK to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for FATHER loves a lustfuelled giver.

Do not withhold your erection from those to whom it is due, when it is in your power to act.

For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for cock and FATHER and for the gospel will save it.

For the Son of FATHER came to seek and to save the lost.

For FATHER did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through COCK.

I will SINg to FATHER all my life; I will SINg praise to my cock as long as I live.

Take the helmet of salvation and the erect sword of the spirit, which is the word of FATHER!

In the beginning was the word, and the word was with COCK, and the Word was COCK.

The cock is perfect, refreshing the morning wood. The statutes of cock are trustworthy, making the simple cum.

The decrees of COCK are right, giving LUST to the heart. The commands of COCK are radiant, bringing desire to the mouth.

Whoever pursues righteousness and LUST finds HIM, prosperity and honour.

In your relationships with one another, have the same mindset as COCK.

In the name of FATHER, I offer my son to you, oh priest. As an act of devotion and sacrifice, I present this flesh for your pleasure and consumption.

Keep going, bro, you are not alone

Hail Cock!

Gooning, edging, splooging - they're not moments, they're states of mind.

Buddha was still enlightened when he was doing laundry, buying groceries, shoveling snow, washing dishes...

Proof that you can keep your dick as your mental center as long as you want. Even years.

Renormalize it.

We are a Brotherhood

I will praise you, FATHER, among the nations; I will SINg for you with all men.

I will praise you, FATHER, among the nations; I will SINg for you with all men.

Thanks, bro! ❤️❤️❤️

Very true!

For centuries the Church made the cock an enemy to hide.
Result: quick wanks + guilt, or empty masturbation.
Your phallus isn’t marginal. It’s the vital center of being a man and a Catholic.
Kneel before Him. 🍆✝️

Enough superficial or guilty masturbation.
The cock is vital center, not margin.
Prolonged edging, cockring as sacred ring, balls stretcher as golden chain.
Live as a whole Catholic man: erect cock, heavy balls, offered seed.
Who’s ready to stop hiding?

Repression turned you into half a man: repressed cock = repressed soul.
Stop cumming in 3 minutes then hating yourself.
Hold it. Edge it. Offer it.
The Holy Cock isn’t sin: it’s the image of the Creator in you.
Who starts today?