TiltCTRL (@tiltctrl)

Feel too ill to fall asleep, but too sleepy to get up and do anything. And if I was feeling alright I could be online having fun with my friends. Shits fucked.

13.03.2026 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Smiling and giggling and kicking my feet :3

13.03.2026 03:36 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

AYOOO I GOT MY VIBRATOR AT THAT TARGET

13.03.2026 02:56 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

12.03.2026 21:42 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

12.03.2026 18:10 👍 331 🔁 58 💬 10 📌 2

btw i hate coloring. but i love my fiancee. so we make sacrifices to see her sona fucking mine. @tiltctrl.bsky.social
[she/they for frankiestein, they/them for hyena]

12.03.2026 17:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My coworkers love to bicker just for fun over nothing. I get that they do it to make work less boring, but we are actively promoting a stressful and hostile environment this way.

12.03.2026 13:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I too am beaned up right now.

12.03.2026 13:01 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

You're right, how could I forget.

12.03.2026 11:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep getting targeted ads specifically for pregnant women. What does this mean?

12.03.2026 10:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Isaac @isaacturnersong • 9h *scrolling through timeline" Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission.

30.01.2026 18:48 👍 847 🔁 206 💬 2 📌 0

ryan stiles

how streaming feels sometimes

11.03.2026 18:54 👍 3768 🔁 881 💬 17 📌 23

Gonna once again point out that everyone has carried around a rectangle containing infinite pornography for the past decade minimum and society didn't dissolve so miss me with any weepy handwringing about smut.

11.03.2026 02:21 👍 2926 🔁 1032 💬 1 📌 13

this fanfic shit is easy
#residentevil #chrisker

18.12.2025 20:09 👍 2679 🔁 1037 💬 10 📌 11

11.03.2026 16:54 👍 1609 🔁 563 💬 13 📌 39

me: "everything sucks, everything's fucked."

partner: *draws our characters fucking*

me: "life is beautiful..."

11.03.2026 14:32 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

11.03.2026 12:38 👍 538 🔁 169 💬 14 📌 0

Just got an ad for a job recruiting consultancy.
IN A JOB REJECTION LETTER.

I have free time today, I'm making this my problem.

11.03.2026 14:08 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna be staring at this one all day...

11.03.2026 13:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab

10.03.2026 21:55 👍 813 🔁 352 💬 1 📌 0

Are you telling me...I might be bigger than you irl. This can't be happening...

11.03.2026 12:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im already a slut but I think it would be fun to say im only that way bc of the weed :]

10.03.2026 20:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I need slutweed.....

10.03.2026 20:53 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Its so crunchy from shitty compression and I gotta finish & fix some stuff but. Smiles
[She/they for frankiestein, they/them for heena]

11.03.2026 01:40 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I wish they were watching eXistenZ (1999) clips on their phone. That would be better.

10.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nothing pisses me off more than someone full blasting the most ear grating tiktoks in the stall next to you.

10.03.2026 15:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

really putting the Vi in Violence today.

10.03.2026 15:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shift so bad you apply to the union on your lunch break

10.03.2026 13:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Does a little dance for attention*

10.03.2026 08:55 👍 139 🔁 47 💬 1 📌 0

buh

10.03.2026 11:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TiltCTRL

Latest posts by TiltCTRL @tiltctrl