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a man wearing a sweater that says nicuo on it ALT: a man wearing a sweater that says nicuo on it

finally figured out what the active aero front and rear wings reminds me of #f1

07.03.2026 13:11 👍 89 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1

Are you planning a trip to Turin to steal several tonnes of gold...?

07.03.2026 17:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Washing my hair on a Thursday...

The rebellion has to start somewhere.

05.03.2026 08:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That weather forecast doesn't mention anything about it being at ground level...

05.03.2026 07:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Iranian intelligence has a huge advantage since they can just check polymarket to see what the US will do next.

28.02.2026 21:45 👍 1224 🔁 220 💬 3 📌 4
6 films watched in February.
Still in the process of rewatching Breaking Bad... and then Better Call Saul.

6 films watched in February. Still in the process of rewatching Breaking Bad... and then Better Call Saul.

My February in film.
Feeble.
Will Do Better.

boxd.it/bGsLN

28.02.2026 21:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

27.02.2026 21:04 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BBC news editors be like: "Does ANYONE here actually have the phone number for the Greens? Someone must have it surely."

27.02.2026 07:51 👍 342 🔁 46 💬 7 📌 3

I would have to assume it was one, if not all of The Founding Mothers.

26.02.2026 07:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched

20.02.2026 21:20 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Overcast. 3° from 9am to midday.

Overcast. 3° from 9am to midday.

Overcast. 3° from 1pm to 5pm.

Overcast. 3° from 1pm to 5pm.

It's a shame I'll be stuck inside a windowless building all day in miss the glorious weather...

18.02.2026 08:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Massive outrage on the news at the suggestion The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince invited a paedophile to Buckingham Palace. Lets hope none of the many photos of Charles and his mate Jimmy or Rolph painting the Queen at the Palace are in the Epstein files or goodness knows what'd happen.

17.02.2026 21:51 👍 123 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 0

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

16.02.2026 20:36 👍 9926 🔁 3440 💬 105 📌 50

“Claudia Winkleman” is how a Geordie doctor explains the injuries of a man who pushed a cat off his lap

10.02.2026 22:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Mother and Father giraffe nuzzle their baby.

Mother and Father giraffe nuzzle their baby.

Love you Mum. Love you Dad.
Mmm. Love you too Gerald ❤️

09.02.2026 20:53 👍 101 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 2

Keep it as is. That way he, and everyone else knows every boo is genuine.

09.02.2026 06:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Theo Walcott
David Yates
Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix.

06.02.2026 08:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the mid-nineties, on weekends, I cleared tables at Ardley Granada motorway services. It was either that or a paper round.
Sat with his family having lunch was Fred Dinenage from the kids show How 2.
I instinctively raised my hand and said "How".
He instinctively told me to fuck off.

06.02.2026 07:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leo, Are You Still Jumping Out Of Windows In Expensive Clothes?

My Little Airport.

youtube.com/watch?v=HSlg...

04.02.2026 07:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
MY LITTLE AIRPORT - Leo, Are You Still Jumping Out Of Windows In Expensive Clothes [Audio]
MY LITTLE AIRPORT - Leo, Are You Still Jumping Out Of Windows In Expensive Clothes [Audio] YouTube video by Elefant Records

Leo, Are You Still Jumping Out Of Windows In Expensive Clothes?

My Little Airport.

youtube.com/watch?v=HSlg...

04.02.2026 06:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.

01.02.2026 19:34 👍 7216 🔁 1297 💬 45 📌 23
January consists of just 6 films.

January consists of just 6 films.

My January in film.

Abysmal effort, but in my defence, I am rewatching Breaking Bad. I expect February will be equally slim, as I make my way through Better Call Saul.

boxd.it/bGsLN

01.02.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quite enjoying this Will Arnett press tour...

30.01.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

... again.

26.01.2026 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they are killing the helpers. the american government is killing the helpers, the people Mr. fucking Rogers talked about.

25.01.2026 07:10 👍 59 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Just ordered a cottage pie for lunch. At £30, it had better come with a lovely little garden pie.

24.01.2026 12:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've had similar before.
My rationale:
1am = morning.
Carbonara ingredients are essentially bacon & eggs.
Therefore, Spaghetti Carbonara at 1am is a perfectly natural breakfast.

18.01.2026 08:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

16.01.2026 19:31 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

03.01.2026 21:19 👍 12578 🔁 3953 💬 191 📌 355
December 2025 list of films consists of only 9 films.
But the quality was high.

December 2025 list of films consists of only 9 films. But the quality was high.

My December in film.

boxd.it/bGsLN

31.12.2025 22:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0