Matt Goldich

Rarely have I felt my own aging more intensely than seeing Dana Gordon from Entourage playing Carolyn Bessette’s mother

“Can I have a suggestion on who to bomb?”

Improv is more popular in New York than ever

But only the Iranian Men’s Soccer Team is invited to the State of the Union

Pygmy possum with long fingers rediscovered in remote rainforest A possum and a glider long thought extinct have been rediscovered in New Guinea by a group including Australian mammalogist Tim Flannery.

Good news ladies… he’s single www.abc.net.au/news/science...

Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams Wants Denzel Washington to Play Him in Movie Eric Adams says he's not ready to go full Hollywood just yet ... but, if he did, he's eyeing a two-time Oscar winner to play him on the big screen.

Wasn’t he already played by Trump?

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New daylight savings pitch

From my 2024 special No Questions Asked

#comedy #standup

In my day the stars of Safdie Brothers movies respected opera

Writing an album about being in my late 40’s called “Piss All the Time, Sleep Occasionally.”

That’s not a joke

This is a joke

Still haven’t watched any of these movies by the way, and the Oscars are a week away, so I guess it’s time to start “Love Story: John F. Kennedy Jr. & Carolyn Bessette”

Loved your new HBO special Chris but I’m trying to get some rest down here

Trump demotes Kristi Noem — replaces her with MAGA ex-MMA fighter President Donald Trump announced on Thursday that he had fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem from her initial position."I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senat...

Oh good this will come in handy if the terrorists try to defeat us with a roundhouse kick www.rawstory.com/trump-fires-...

Damn, they did a complete 1260

Yellowstone: World's largest acidic geyser erupts for first time since 2020 The Echinus Geyser had been silent for the last six years, and it is unknown whether the eruptions will continue into the summer.

Someone saw Heated Rivalry… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Loved your new HBO special Chris but I’m trying to get some rest down here

Mulva?

Did all the people running for Senate in Texas know they would have to work with Ted Cruz

Just bet the over on Polymarket on how long Trump’s rash lasts

You’d think a guy who watches that much hockey would know not to leave his team shorthanded

It Was a Tough February for New York’s Fanciest 5-Year-Olds The kindergarten-admissions season was a “bloodbath.”

Maybe try getting into a kindergarten in Dubai?

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Fighting for our freedom

#standup #comedy

Someone’s trying to get out of serving in Iran

Be on the lookout for bets from username “TrudieAllNite”

I bet they won't have any trouble putting themselves back out there

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Here's the first joke I ever got on the Late Show with David Letterman in 2009. Is this still topical?

"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was re-elected President of Iran. His opponent says the election was rigged and I think he's right because tens of thousands of Iranians voted for Pat Buchanan."