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GC frying me for this pic from 2010. For reference, most of them were born from 2001-2003.

I got this new nail polish and it reminds me of 2015. Here’s the song I’m listening to

I watched a video where a racist (accurately) said “Uncle Tom Maxing” and unfortunately it was the funniest thing Ive heard all week. Maxxing gets a slight pass

“Maxing” and “Mogging” gotta be the worst slang in the last decade. They just do not roll off the tongue.

Found a relic of a bygone age. I need a computer to see if I can still access the knowledge.

I gotta ask my job if they’ll let me use a different name because at least twice a day I’ll get asked Bible questions and it makes it so awkward having to steer the conversation away

Wish Netflix had a “Netflix Classics” section where it’s just their old shit from like 2012-2018ish.

Planet Fitness is such a funny place, right next to a guy overly posturing and rapping (badly) to himself is a grandma lifting 5 lb dumbbells.

Fr, I’m past wanting some divine justice for them in this life, because it won’t happen. I just want them mfs gone

Man, the world just never gets better. Have to post my silly lil thought on my silly lil app that’s an alternative for another silly lil app that got taken over by the worst people who absolutely voted for all of this.

I feel like shit and so should everyone else

Its like a monkey’s paw situation with the park being updated; the park is way more fun but now there are always at minimum 5 kids under 12 riding bikes or scooters at any given time after 11am.

I’m trying to enjoy the original Scrubs series but it’s too quippy for me. Not two lines go by without some sassy comment. People don’t talk like this

I hate it here so much

One of the young skaters I’m friends with (he’s 23) asked what it was like when Obama was elected and fr My President Is Black started playing in my head as I gazed off into the distance with tears in my eyes.

Damn, just saw on the other place one of my thirst follows follows a very obvious n*zi.

I hate how fucking MEMES are such an important thing to understand the current political climate and how much importance dork losers place on them like they’re some kind of super intellectual for posting them

If I could go back in time, I’d probably just continually shoot whoever tries to invent the internet. I’d just stop it from happening every single time.

I just generated a $250M scene from an AI prompt in my bathroom in 5 minutes. 🎥🔥

RIP Hollywood

Mercury retrograde starts tomorrow. Good luck lol

He’s still smooth with it even at a spot that looks absolutely crusty.

Jaeb is skating crusty midwestern spots. The transformation is almost complete. Just need some American Traditional tattoos now.

I’ve never had a cat step in their own shit as much as this moron.

I’m trying to get my passport so I’m paranoid about talking shit about THAT place or THAT agency rn. This admin is nuts and I wouldn’t put it past them to deny apps for saying just basic facts

Then the rider chose to hangout with the weird super religious skate team 15 minutes away.

Found out some hot local skate gossip. Apparently, one of the original members of the local shop team was kicked off after an argument with the owner because the rider made an AI ad BUT the owner hates AI and actually lost his graphic design job due to the company choosing to use AI instead.

This may make me sound out of date, but I miss when skateboard brands had a BRAND. The newer companies to come out in the last decade and a half lack identity and cohesiveness. What is Violet’s identity? Pizza’s? Frog’s? April’s??

Started doing Sumo deadlifts at the gym because they look more fun, until I thought about Crabcore and now I call them Crabcore Deadlifts

Had planned on listening to every Childish Gambino album and ranking them, BUT splitting it between when he started focusing more on singing vs rapping but it’s obvious that his best RAP album is Royalty despite that being a mixtape

I took today off of work to spite a coworker who had snitched on me but it’s raining so I can’t even go skate, I’m just sitting inside 😒