Tee🩴🦋

Gas so high, my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me😏

sorry for my bad mood earlier but my vibrator died this morning

😅

I don't like walking past geese because you never know what their intentions truly are

True 😁

But does the Hulk *feel* Incredible?

I all for going to bed an hour earlier. It's this getting up an hour earlier that bothers me.

Half an egg in the morning, half an apple in the afternoon, and half the refrigerator at night

I wish i had SpongeBob's energy..

That boy was ALWAYS ready for work😊

This tire is like my dad. Deflated and impossible to change.

😂

I know alot of jokes about retired people..but none of them work😅

I have no complaints about the dancers

Reminder, have sex with your wife.

Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules..not the ones you've invented😅

Went to Walmart for deodorant...spent $278.16 forgot the deodorant 😳

A lion would never play golf.

But a Tiger Wood.😄

I absolutely can not wait until its 70 degrees at night and stays daylight until 9 pm..🌞

I remember 2025 like it was yesterday

I still dont know what im wearing to the living room New Year's Eve.

I might not even go..

Christmas is 365 days away & people already got their decorations up..

Unreal

I actually am😁

I know..😥

😪

The speed limit is whatever song im listening to

Facts😅

Nothing says fall like sweating in a sweater at noon 😔

😂

Its finally November..Merry Christmas 🎄 everybody

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just insane