Eve-Odd

Applying for a job at visa doing phenology on yinglet legs.

all my characters have the correct knee and ankle format so you don't have to feel shame for wanting to fuck them nasty style

Illustrated postcard featuring Yosemite National Park. A silhouette of an elk and pine trees are in the foreground. In the background are mountains and a waterfall with clouds in the sky. Text reads "Wish You Were Here" and “Yosemite National Park.”

✸ Yosemite National Park ✸

What people generally think of as alpaca knees, but actually they're the equivalent of the cubital fossae, i.e. the bends in your arm opposite your elbows, so technically it's ok to jerk off to them on Subscribestar

Modesty, thy name is alpaca

happy mar10 :] I drawd my boygirlfriend

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚐𝚘

commission for @alternatebytes.dis.blue !

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*yelling*

Commission for @inferis.bsky.social

a pretty pink kobold (nora) on a leash, beset by compliments, pets and touches from various offscreen characters

(petplay) gift doodle for a very cool and cute kobold<3!

(implied NSFW, pinning, licking) looks like Isyd's getting along with Nitro just wonderfully 💚💛

(paws, gentle stepping) pinned down 🩷

seems even the safest option is willing to throw us under the bus

i'm lucky i can afford to double down even if it never makes me a dollar again, but thank and support the rest of your kink/nsfw artists profusely, because it's an increasingly reviled and financially unsustainable passion to pursue

Twitch chat when I ramble about analytical chemical methods for 20 minutes straight after opening MSPaint

Man I love blocking people who are annoying lmao

If you're a furry; you're a degen.
If you're a degen; you better own it.

Even if we don't share the same kinks, you need to be ready to fight for mine as I fight for yours.

When facing fascism, we have to be united. Completely.

When fighting fascism;
If you're not with us, you're against us.

Self-motivated

nah wait you're onto something with this, keep cooking

i moved away from the art criticism scene (mainly movie criticism) because i realized WOW i didn't care about other people's opinions and many of the frequently negative ones were highly self aggrandizing and egocentric, often asserting themselves as the "actually right one"

dissenting subjective opinions on subjective things like art are not automatically more important

nor are they automatically more morally sound

me n who

Sketch of two anthro feet. Left flat on the ground with caption "ordinary family friendly foot". Right tippy toeing with captions "if heel up, reaching illegal levels of lewd. Dinosaurwalking is heathen behavior. Might accidently lose balance, step on a micro and they'll like it. Don't be a tiptoe influencer. Fictional foot might ache Jesus didn't tiptoe on water"

So subscribestar basically

gofund.me/5f2429cda

Elias and his dad need help! ♥️ his eyes are failing and he needs surgery to repair them.

photo of Alex Schaefer painting a bank across the street from him. It's a beautiful, bright, sunny day, and the pristine bank is contrasted nicely against the painting of the building consumed by a raging inferno.

Do y'all remember Alex Schaefer, the artist who would go around painting various real-world banks engulfed in flames?

I've been thinking about his work a lot lately, as we watch payment processors continue to punish people over porn.

the world would be an infinitely better place if people acted like the other people around them are also fully formed people and not fucking videogame NPCs

what it feels like to be an nsfw artist sometimes

GET YOUR HANDS OF MY HUMAN-ESQUE PENIS

WHAT IS THE CHARGE?

DRAWING ANIMAL KNEES?

SUCCULENT ANIMAL KNEES?