Antifa Super Horse @ The Clidoris

Every now and then I wonder if the reason corporate executives hand down rules that act like nobody can distinguish fiction from reality is that they are the ones who cannot.

But in a lot of cases it's just a trust fund nepo baby school bully who never matured who is getting off on exerting control

the treachery of knee orientation

a screenshot from shadowhearts 2 of a wolf in round glasses saying "inconceivable... valedictorian of the wolf academy...beaten by a lowly stray...!"

I got my Masters in comparative folklore at Wolf Academy. I have to pay my student loans in bones.

Human x Anthro is really hot

It was ruled in a court case regarding werewolf erotica a fundamental of human expression dating back centuries and not immoral in the slightest

Wild to see shit getting erased every single fucking day

You are either pro all the weird shit or you're a fascist

keep creating and living out of spite

Why This Florida Man Is Putting Up Gay-Pride-Themed Festivus Poles in State Capitols This holiday season, as many as eight state capitols will be graced with a rainbow-festooned Festivus pole—a 6.5-foot-tall display crowned by a...

if you don't know who he is —

Happy slit day! the big dragon here is Snapshot <3

What if potential YCH???

Can we get a vibe check on the dog brain/human anatomy? I don't actually care, I just want to read everypony else's reactions to it

CW: body dysmorphia, derealisation, mention of eating disorder and self harm

Ain’t got nobody #brainbunnies

Wip

Cav the poodle hopefully beams at casey the serval, who is looking rather weary. “That’s a shame…oh well! You’re a cat, you always land on your feet, right?” Casey probably would have pushed back with a funnier joke, but he gestures “Dawg I’ve landed on my feet so much my kneecaps are blown out 💙”

Fatigue limit

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Probably easier and better to do a credit union, that way it can't be bought out

Updated Terms of Service from Subscribestar that describes prohibited materials, detailing that in order for anthropomorphic art to be permitted it must meet the following conditions: the characters possess clearly humanoid anatomy (such as arms, human-like knee orientation, and an upright body posture) no sexual interaction occurs between humans and animals or animal-derived creatures the characters do not appear underaged the content does not violate any other section of this policy Content may be restricted or removed if characters appear predominantly animal-like, feral, or lack clearly humanoid anatomy. In such cases, the content may be evaluated under the Bestiality and Human–Animal Sexual Activity or Feral Animal Sexual Content sections of this policy

HUMAN-LIKE KNEE ORIENTATION

WHAT?????????? SUBSCRIBESTAR ARE YOU OK????????

the continuing censorship of sexual content on the internet while the elite class still gets to use banks and credit cards when doing horrible things to children makes it obvious it’s about who has the money, power, and control, and not protecting anyone.

I thought about being a horse in a room of 1 million recently divorced middle aged white women and got uncomfortably erect. Wow. Life could be dream

The ambush predator HUNTS

A dog is safer around 1 million feral artists than it is around a single recently divorced middle aged white woman. Sorry woke moralists, it's shrimply facts over your feelings

𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩

Doodle Sheet for Kai!

Art of lots of different mustelid heads

Happy MarTen longfriends!
#martenday

a tiny, pixellated version of the brown buffalo I painted, downsaled for the virtual pet website

here they are

Conveyor belt meme showing martens emerging from the machine and the worker saying "i guess we doin martens now."

my feed on #mar10 be like...

@kevybevy.com

fukouna shoujo machine with collective shout, visa, mastercard, shareholders, and "anyone that votes affirmative on the KIDS act" in it. the machine comes from a snuff animation that is, to me anyway, very unpleasant to behold so I would not recommend looking it up.

I'm gonna go take a shower can you keep an eye on this for me and make sure it finishes running.

it/its
i, tits

websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab

Merry Slitmas! Here's a repost of Val showing off, as made by @felilune.bsky.social

#slitday #スリットの日 #slitday26