Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

if crime doesnt pay that just means you arent committing the right crimes

html is to programming what candy crush is to gaming

As a former uncool kid (still uncool though dw) all I can say is that my drugs were legal and prescribed by doctors to help with my chronic silliness.

Grass isn't enough, they need to spend a week alone in a rain forest.

She has 2 moods

Silly little goober of a cat sitting on a bed with a pile of comics, books and pokemon cards.

She's such a good little room organization helper.

'phobes telling me i'll go to hell for being gay is such an empty threat even on the off chance they're right.

like, i've already been to hell, its called male puberty and it very damn well near crushed me to powder, mixed me with water and used the resulting substance to make a brick.

Born to mine, forced to craft.

When I woke up today I started to think, then I stopped myself because thinking is stupid and dumb and gross and stupid and dumb and also icky.

Anybody got tips on talking to my blahaj about gun safety?
Thanks in advance.

Right wingers talking about the woke mind virus turning people into commies meanwhile I would have been hesitant to go any further left than social democracy had it not been for constant bigotry showcasing just how truly rotten rightoids are.

crime doesn't pay but neither does work.

When people talk about big corporate scandals and false marketing they always forget to mention the fact that 94% of toothpastes arent even made with real teeth.

The numbers for baby powder are even more shocking.

You aren't truly addicted to caffeine until your morning cereal becomes a bowl of coffee beans with monster.