My wife finally said the words I've been waiting 25 (ish) years to hear: "It's too hot in here. Can we turn the temperature down a bit?"

Neighbour’s dog just chilling on the deck with me. Nice day so far, innit?

Utah Mammoth unveiled as permanent brand identity after 4 rounds of surveys, fan vote | NHL.com Name honors animal that lived in state during last Ice Age

Nothing speaks to grace and speed on the ice like a hairy, extinct, elephantine mammal. Go Utah Mammoth!

www.nhl.com/news/mammoth...

I'm supposed to be studying for a job interview, but my brain is just repeating the lyrics to The Clash's "Career Opportunities."

Working on some half-lap joints. Just need one more of these. What could possibly go wrong?

D’oh

I split the M. It’s not a stout, but it still counts, right?