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I would much much much rather not see his name anywhere ever going forward. To me that is a more fitting end for a narcissist, to be NOT remembered for anything.

I dont think Rep Dan Meuser knows how to play chess...

The saddest thing about this joke is that this was not a joke.

Thankfully, no other president ever needed to.

His dementia is slipping for a moment, allowing him a glimpse of just how off the rails he truly is.

It is my understanding that not signing bills is not the same as a veto... And that if he simply leaves them unsigned, they become law after 10 days.

"New presidential skin-rot just dropped!"

Tough, cruel, extreme, elitist, cynical...

Seems telling to me that someone thinks these are words representing "strength".

My guess:
Isreal had intel that Iran's heads of state would be vulnerable, and went for it, and then told the US they better get on board or, well, we might just finally see some of the real tRump/Epstein dirt.

She has the look of someone about to lay down some serious bullshit in this place...

Ooh, another "I'm Mr Serious Man"....

At least we didn't let the competent bad guys shoot us down!

"Donald Trump is strangely lacking interest in what the consequences might ultimately be. "

Um. Strange for whom, exactly? The man EMBODIES lack of interest, unless you are a female under 18, or a ball room. Or both.

Out of all the unserious people in this regime, I think Kegsbreath is the most.

Except, of course, Mr. Serious himself, Secretery Soybean, who folds his hands in a very serious way to indicate he is about to get REALLY serious.

But seriously, all these asshats can go "straight to jail"

Bigger question - are any Dems falling for it?

Same sentiment as "It is what it is".
Which, if you rearrange the letters, conveniently spells out

"WAIT, it IS shit!!"

"I don't understand tacitly what the thought process is..."

Dude... shitting isn't a process, it just happens. Same for tRump's "speeches".

If we are indeed trending towards Idiocracy, then Nick Shirley is the "Ow, my balls" guy...

"The other team just murdered one of our players!"
Bill Maher - "Did you clap?"

I have the feeling this is a very very very small audience on bluesky...

That's a lot of stimulants...

2 hours of ranting, raving, farting, spitting, sharting, sweating, swearing, and gaffing.

If I were forced to watch, I would turn it into a drinking game.

Every time he strokes out, take a shot!

At least you will be plastered by the time it ends.

Love it, chefs kiss. That's why you get paid the big bucks, Tim!

Although I think you will have to give up on parody if things keep going this way.

Guaranteed - that was not farting. Rotting, perhaps?

Guarantee he fails to talk about either one, but boy did he sure win in 2020...

How can anyone post these headlines and not have a satire flag? Should be illegal.

I think this is his backup plan if suing the IRS fails. Or vice-versa... Probably one of many schemes to get that $10B into his pocket as quickly as he can, since there seems to be some kind of large looming dark shadow of doom following him around wherever he goes...

So the plane full of shit was...policy?

Tariff revenue goes into the National Treasury.
Fun fact: if tRump is successful at suing the IRS for $10B, guess where that money will come from (per Treas Sec Bessent)?

If you guessed, "Uranus", you are wrong but funny.

If you guessed National Treasury, that's correct but not funny at all.

An angry energy vampire that looks like Kevin Hassett

Did his shit-eating grin slip finally? Into something like a shit-eating frown?

Also:

"a person who doesn't know what" they "actually think" is literally how I hear many people describe Vance. He has reinvented himself like 6 times, and still doesn't know how to order donuts or act around furniture.

AOC vs Vance would be a dream come true.

He is growing as a human. He waited until the second sentence to mention himself. Progress!

Of course, anything can become more human-like. You can shape a pile of poop into a poop-man, for example.