Toad 🐸

thank you i do too

i’m realizing now i should have mentioned he showed me his back tattoo and made me shake his had twice and fist bump him

THANK YOU HE DESERVES IT

that is so good that it turned out that way. i’ve always been a magnet for old creepy guys for some reason so when i was 16 a 80ish year old man would not leave me alone until a woman kept him away from me

i got trapped into a conversation with a creepy guy in a parking lot today it was so uncomfortable

it’s so nice out i feel like a cat in the sun

i woke up at 11:30am i should be able to make it to 9 or 10pm without a nap

i want to challenge myself to stay awake for at least like 10 hours today

i no longer possess the energy that once allowed me to stay awake for every hard monday, i can get hard in the afternoon it’s okay

my phone timer has been randomly changing what the automatic preset is for the timer, for weeks it was 32 minutes and today it changed to 54 minutes. i don’t use either of those times regularly and have no idea why it’s doing this

it genuinely makes me want to throw up when i think about the fact that i’ll never feel what it feels like to be a kid again

my tv is a buffet and i am an incredibly picky child

biggest decision of every day is if i should watch supernatural, heated rivalry, or dan and phil

so i forget he knows stuff about them and i also forget he doesn’t know everything i know

the other day my brother was in my room and he randomly said “oh it’s alien month?” and i was confused until i realized he meant the dnp calendar it’s just so silly talking to him about them now bc he used to be in to like i am and he hasn’t been as interested in a while now

idk how many more hold on till may I got left in me

he’s so real for that and he knows it

i would give my firstborn child to have a tv app for patreon

i found out daylight savings is tomorrow from dan and phil updates because apparently nobody else was gonna tell me

i’ve barely been on here because i’ve barely been doing anything, i go to class and i sleep but im trying to do awake stuff more again before it’s an actual problem

i can picture it in my head perfectly. i at least sorta wonder if i made it up in my head tbh

i swear i saw an edit of dean winchester to pain is cold water a while ago and i cant find it anywhere it’s driving me crazy

are dan and phil in my walls i literally JUST finished watching the golf video

sometimes the world decides to give you a break right when you need it most

i just got the message that school is closing for the night and my evening class is canceled as i was sitting here trying to rationalize not going

Dan and Phil just launch the damn patreon shop and take my money now. Open the preorders

I NEED ALL OF THIS IMMEDIATELY

i’ve never seen phil so stressed

THE PISS MOON

dan is one step ahead of us