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Embracing simulacra, exploring the rhizome Melt Banana enjoyer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbZ11cmgjWg) Shitposting, music, and tech stuff sw perf @ megacorp

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"we will meet again in another life when we are both cats" back uppercase text above  graffitti artwork of a black cat silhouette on a pearl-white painted brick wall - artist unknown

"we will meet again in another life when we are both cats" back uppercase text above graffitti artwork of a black cat silhouette on a pearl-white painted brick wall - artist unknown

this lives forever rent-free in my head

08.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 781 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 12

Reincarnation goals

08.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most ppl seek to minimize the amount of thinking they have to do. Only weirdos like to think

08.03.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By doctor told me the best solution to my jaw problems is Botox wth 😭

08.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthropic’s Amodei Reopens AI Discussions with Pentagon, FT Says Anthropic PBC chief Dario Amodei has resumed discussions with the US defense department after talks about AI safety guard-rails collapsed last week, the Financial Times reported, citing multiple peopl...

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

haha

05.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Can't wait for an all hands where my CEO tells us every employee in our company will be fired and replaced with a claude company subscription

04.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Optimizing Recommendation Systems with JDK’s Vector API By Harshad Sane

netflixtechblog.com/optimizing-r... cool blogpost I found about Java vector API usage

03.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I even want to think of electron

28.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to ship a binary compiled on rust nightly to every compute instance at my business :) what could go wrong

28.02.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Claude code mascot

Claude code mascot

Appr this lil guy is a supply chain risk

27.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nationalize Anthropic and bring all the employees into the underclass with us

26.02.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Zamina Waka Waka, time for Africa Original Version
Zamina Waka Waka, time for Africa Original Version YouTube video by The African Music Charts

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHQ... bro why did they even get Shakira to make a cover, they should have just played this

26.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Claude coding a tui at 5am someone send help

25.02.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't have a 4 digit claude bill so far this year are you even programming ?

24.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gianna Nannini & Edoardo Bennato Un'estate Italiana WM World Cup Song 1990
Gianna Nannini & Edoardo Bennato Un'estate Italiana WM World Cup Song 1990 YouTube video by Marc S.

The guitar kinda slaps ngl

#Music #MusicSky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C532...

24.02.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure you can download these just like RAM

24.02.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people in my school literally failed PE! Literally all you did was change clothes to get an A

24.02.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents | Fortune Neuroscientist Jared Cooney Horvath said older generations β€œscrewed up” giving students access to so much technology: β€œI genuinely hope Gen Z quickly figures that out and gets mad.”

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Hot take but 99% of the problem with education is simply a culture that does not care about education (Honestly debatable if they really should care). All other takes are mostly meaningless in the grand scheme.

24.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

web freedomers vs distillation commies

23.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky UBI breadline meetup

23.02.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to live in a world where we are all this sheltered

23.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hm I guess you can count in network infra spend that’s mostly used to stream higher quality video then the impact would be bigger. But that’s a bit messier to measure

22.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Compared to like meat or gpu data centers I’m not sure how true this is. You don’t need that many CDNs

22.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vibe politics has done irreparable damage to society unfortunately

22.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

> Also an AI can't have you institutionalized for being Weird, or tell your parents you're having gay thoughts

Institutionalize tool coming any day now

21.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just updating fedora installation after a long time

21.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate ivanti i hate ivanti i hate ivanti

21.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Total size of inbound packages being updated in linux cli is 9 GB

Total size of inbound packages being updated in linux cli is 9 GB

I'm cooked someone send help

21.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey don’t forget about bubba!

20.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No stop it’s a trap !!

20.02.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0