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Wrote a book that one time, day jobs as a full-time insurance Claims Adjuster, and very part-time Vtuber. https://twitch.tv/akitoscorpio

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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

14.03.2026 01:00 👍 4632 🔁 631 💬 157 📌 63
Punisher 2099

Punisher 2099

13.03.2026 13:46 👍 328 🔁 52 💬 12 📌 6
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I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

12.03.2026 02:09 👍 34345 🔁 9924 💬 1255 📌 611

Three weeks from now at this rate

04.03.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Before reading the article* "Someone fell for Arma 3 footage again?"

*After Reading the article* "Yeap, someone fell for Arma 3 footage again."

04.03.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cartoon by
Tim Campbell

03.03.2026 20:01 👍 607 🔁 192 💬 14 📌 5

So, what the fuck right?

04.03.2026 04:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 👍 6725 🔁 2125 💬 114 📌 566
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Unlike our country, England's justice system does NOT protect its rich and famous.
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19.02.2026 14:23 👍 532 🔁 132 💬 71 📌 36
I think Rorshach is my favorite comic character. I just wish he didn't have a picture of my parents fighting on his mask.

I think Rorshach is my favorite comic character. I just wish he didn't have a picture of my parents fighting on his mask.

#BatmanBeyond #Watchmen #Rorschach

18.02.2026 18:54 👍 658 🔁 68 💬 15 📌 2

an aggressive ant colony reduces the Keebler elves to a pile of bones and little outfits, but what sends a wave of deep unease around the world, the true source of fear, is how fast these ants are able to get cookie production ramped back up

16.02.2026 11:50 👍 1682 🔁 262 💬 9 📌 21
A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

16.02.2026 00:36 👍 5112 🔁 1674 💬 50 📌 56
Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes" as Detective Tracer Bullet.

Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes" as Detective Tracer Bullet.

God, I love Bill Watterson.

15.02.2026 18:20 👍 377 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 1
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You can draw whatever you want. Never forget that

15.02.2026 06:00 👍 3679 🔁 885 💬 44 📌 7

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUH0...

The second part of the stream

15.02.2026 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vods from last night

youtu.be/AdhuLrHu_4o

15.02.2026 18:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The stream went fantastic, happy to see everyone that popped in the say hi, we only played Mech Havoc for the first half of the stream, and I'm going to say for ten bucks, it's a damn fun game, We then reacted to the first half of Midwest Angelica, we raided @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social

15.02.2026 07:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Bout to go live at www.twitch.tv/akitoscorpio

15.02.2026 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hey Gang, So my wife and daughter are currently out of town on a girl scouts camping trip, which means I can sneak a stream in today, So lets say around 6pm today PST lets get stuck in to a game called Mech Havoc I saw on Steam.

14.02.2026 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Declares intent*
*Punches shit head in the face*

Mad respect for this kid.

14.02.2026 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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GM!

12.02.2026 13:47 👍 1329 🔁 126 💬 67 📌 23
A Seahawks flag flying over the Space Needle

A Seahawks flag flying over the Space Needle

From the Seahawks parade in Seattle yesterday:
📸 NFL

12.02.2026 20:44 👍 1761 🔁 162 💬 43 📌 1

Gods give us the Demon castle war of 1999 game already!

13.02.2026 13:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You play as the child of these two characters....

13.02.2026 13:31 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Soap MacTavish is standing behind, a, broken wall. Thing.
Snapping back to Ghost over comms telling him to "Kindly, go fuck himself".. With a "sir" can't forget the SIR.

Ghost replies, unshaped "Fuck off with that kindly, I only fuck myself hard."

Soap is beffuddled.
Ghost is too old to realize or care. Perhaps a little bit of 'Ah welp, no taking that one back. Ive dug myself out of one grave before, I can do it again.'

Soap MacTavish is standing behind, a, broken wall. Thing. Snapping back to Ghost over comms telling him to "Kindly, go fuck himself".. With a "sir" can't forget the SIR. Ghost replies, unshaped "Fuck off with that kindly, I only fuck myself hard." Soap is beffuddled. Ghost is too old to realize or care. Perhaps a little bit of 'Ah welp, no taking that one back. Ive dug myself out of one grave before, I can do it again.'

Ghost saying weird shit w. no context (1 / ?)

That's it, that's the whole joke #ghostsoap

11.02.2026 21:34 👍 2593 🔁 272 💬 23 📌 5

man fuck cancer

11.02.2026 20:17 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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I didn't catch this at the time, but these two got married for real at the halftime show. Which is awesome.

09.02.2026 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ai generated photo of Seahawks at the superbowl

Ai generated photo of Seahawks at the superbowl

Great game!!
#TeamSeahawks #GoSeahawks #SuperBowl #Seahawks #WelcomeToTheDarkSide

09.02.2026 03:21 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a mascot for the seahawks is standing in front of a crowd ALT: a mascot for the seahawks is standing in front of a crowd

Go Seahawks!!!!! #Seahawks

09.02.2026 03:26 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0