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Dad, Husband, Engineer, Retired Airman. Better at some of these than others. Frequently cynical, but I’m working on it. Colorado, and I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.

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Two weeks in and I'm still correct

14.03.2026 14:03 👍 186 🔁 26 💬 10 📌 0

Unsurprisingly . . .

12.03.2026 17:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not confident, Diva 😡

09.03.2026 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And now she’s turning her scam toward “spirituality.”

08.03.2026 14:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Long-delayed Jan. 6 plaque honoring police quietly erected overnight at Capitol The memorial honoring officers who defended the Capitol was required by law to be installed by March 2023.

Long-delayed Jan. 6 plaque honoring police quietly erected overnight at Capitol

07.03.2026 14:11 👍 4351 🔁 1085 💬 136 📌 109

The field is crowded indeed.

05.03.2026 21:50 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hey that’s #TubervilleEraaure ! 😎

05.03.2026 21:11 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a raccoon mascot holds a hot dog and a baseball Alt: a raccoon mascot holds a hot dog and a baseball
04.03.2026 02:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep. That’s my representative 😡.

28.02.2026 11:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Instead of Operation Epic Fury, it should have been Operation Underpants Gnome.

28.02.2026 10:23 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Me too! I particularly liked Packing for Mars.

24.02.2026 04:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They just reversed course on PreCheck. Global Entry remains shut down. Which is stupid, since both programs are self-funding.

22.02.2026 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Radioactive Hybrid Terror Pig Boom” is not a combination of words I ever expected to see in my lifetime.

13.02.2026 14:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta smell pretty funky up in there

08.02.2026 17:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of a skeet linking to a story about RFK Jr., Epstein, and Maxwell hunting for dinosaur bones.

A screenshot of a skeet linking to a story about RFK Jr., Epstein, and Maxwell hunting for dinosaur bones.

If this isn’t a quintessential 2026 story I don’t know what is.

07.02.2026 09:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

True. Ask almost any PTA president.

03.02.2026 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hadn’t heard that particular insult before. Nicely done!

31.01.2026 02:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of multiple people holding a black and white banner saying “Abolish I.C.E.”

A photo of multiple people holding a black and white banner saying “Abolish I.C.E.”

25.01.2026 21:18 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I got the titer test and, sure enough, I was no longer immune to rubella.

13.01.2026 17:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is sitting on a brown chaise lounge in a living room . Alt: a woman is sitting on a brown chaise lounge in a living room, fainting
11.01.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the words of the late, lamented Tom Lehrer, “until he got caught at it.”

06.01.2026 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember I found the entire game both enthralling and disturbing.

05.01.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

System Shock

05.01.2026 17:59 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
M-W graphic with potato

M-W graphic with potato

Samesies. Are we destined to become disciples of @darthbluesky.bsky.social ?

01.01.2026 19:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Errrrm. . . I got nuthin.

01.01.2026 16:52 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🫶🫶

22.12.2025 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn straight, Mr. President.

20.12.2025 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not to mention the overt antisemitism.

17.12.2025 22:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s fair.

14.12.2025 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are there units of cringe? Because I think I’m suffering from about eleventy-million of them.

14.12.2025 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0