Denise 🇦🇺

Incredible that just 24 hours after this tweet, it's being reported that America is preparing to put boots on the ground in Iran.

Get-Him-Away-From-Home School.

Andrew. Donald doesn’t look nearly as frightened as he should.

Scary shit, though?

Oh, now I see.

Either way, I have no idea what they are.

Dan Tehan showing fake outrage about the fuel crisis. Which wasn't caused by labor, Chris Bowen or Anthony Albanese.
I'll criticise labor. As much as I do the lnp. But I won't be accepting Angus Taylor or Dan Tehan's hypocricy on low fuel shortages.
Considering. What happened 6 years ago.

Don’t do this to Barbie.

I was reluctant to give this a ❤️… but f**k it!

All my omelet’s turn out to be scrambled. Only the name changes.

Incredible!

The problem isn't voter fraud, it's the frauds we're told to vote for.

Cheese on pizzas in mostly excessive; best pizzas have just a sprinkle. Dominos (American) is worst offender and it’s just unnecessary fat. I too have trouble asking for less cheese.

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws?
Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

And is it to secure mega funding from US Jewish groups?

Cancel that… found it.

Where and what is alt text?

All really good cooks are instinctive.

Always a privilege meeting with Canadian Finance Minister and my good friend François-Philippe Champagne, this time here in our Parliament.

We agreed to prioritise modernising our Australia–Canada Tax Treaty to support investment, including for our superannuation and pension funds.

Who gave the order? So I can send flowers.

Really!!

But my mouth is virginal.
No, wait…

WATCH — @senpeterwelch walks through a no-bid $143,000,000 contract that went to @KristiNoem’s spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin’s husband’s company that had just been formed.

She should be impeached for this outrageous scandal alone.

Yet it’s barely a blip in this corrupt regime.

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

What a wonderful world it could have been. So easily.

Nuh-uh.