Danielle

I can’t tell you how many times a day, I ask myself how I’m responsible for another human being because I can barely take care of myself 😭

I always forget I have this app. I follow like 3 people. But everytime I check it again I remember how much I like it.

I’d just like to let you know, having a baby does not “help”. They are a blessing but good lord they are stressful and expensive as fuck.

I had my Tik Tok open and Zaara tried to scroll it.

Me: Zaara I need to get you your own Tik Tok so you can scroll

Zaara: *points at the clock on the wall* that goes tik tok

Me: you are absolutely correct.

😂😂

I had 3 drinks last night. I was feeling great all day and I’m just now starting to get hungover. Like what the actual fuck?

This is exactly why I pretty much never drink anymore. It’s just not worth it.

I’ve had an account for months…but my boss had a baby 2 weeks ago so I’m only working 6 hours/week and in my free time I realized all my friends aren’t on twitter anymore! 😂

I have a lot of free time now so I guess why not get another social media app to waste my time 😂