Terminator 101

life is strange

Going here because Twitter is down feels like sleeping in the guest room because you locked yourself out your bedroom and can’t unlock it till morning

A list of bad-news headlines wrapped up with an Atlantic article headlined “Why are young people everywhere so unhappy?”

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

kikuri haul

Too lazy to finish this one

Me in front of a fireplace with maroon wool cap and green sweater. Vaguely Christmas-y I guess. But somehow, not drunk.

I’m 14 years sober today. Eternally grateful for all the people who’ve helped me along the way.

What the fuck is Resident Evil about

A fanart of the monorail guy from the Simpsons.

"Take my pen knife, my good man".

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oh wow

class a be like

Scrooge asks me what day it is. How should I know! Get a calendar, old man!

My deleted scene from “A Christmas Carol”

At least something good happened from this movie

1/ We're experiencing a huge influx of users, and with that, a predictable uptick in harmful content posted to the network.

As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:

it’s pretty funny watching the right, who thrive online off of hate and “triggering the libs”, migrate here because people are abandoning twitter

the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize

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Something I really love about Bluesky is the fact that artists like myself and many others don't have to draw the latest popular characters, Trends or overused memes just so we can get some eyes on us, so basically we can be ourselves and not chase trends which was always me 🙌

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

What makes Bluesky better :
the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!

I work on the Postal series because of this video lol

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test

Uni's very expressive in this box! :3

箱の中で表情豊かなうに

Le chat

I don't mean to be the Mr. Rogers of Bluesky (I say "fuck" too much for that), but I did want to say for the new folks it's okay to be sad about the former Twitter, and everything that was lost there. I was sad about it too when I finally left. It's a real place with real memories. I mourned a bit.