that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"
Can this be a solution?
If anybody thinks this is a joke
your analysis of this political moment is going to fail if you keep using reductionist labels like "wine mom". first of all, there are dozens of factions just within that one term, from whiskey women to chardonnay chicas, and understanding their unique informal coalitions can take decades of study
"treat your men as your own beloved sons and they will follow you into the deepest valley"
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"
Bruh
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
it is absolutely fucking wild how many cis liberal dems are mad that trans people are yelling not only at republicans who are running the woodchippers but also the *democrats* that are standing by and saying that maybe losing an arm and a leg won't be so bad
waking up, staring down the labour government planning to horrendously restrict my rights, sighing, and getting back to work because the rent’s still got to be paid
I’m so fucking tired of this stupid country
Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
yeah, dm me if you want to talk about it or see before/after pics. Been months since I posted what you replied to and I've only gotten happier with my face
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
What they aren’t showing on Fox News
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
Oh no kink at pride you say?
What are you gonna do? Yell at me? Put me in my place? Degrade me? HMMM????
Im too powerful for you to stop me.
“They’re cutting Medicaid so they can get rid of the people taking advantage of it.”
Actually, the amount of people taking advantage of Medicaid are probably less than 1%. Why? Because in order to qualify, you basically have to live under the poverty line. You can barely survive. It’s not a luxury.
A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say
*crab-walked
The emergence of Chuck, who has a predilection for presenting primroses to pollinators:
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Brooklyn bus stop ads being replaced with guerilla public service announcements.
can you imagine how pissed the greeks and romans woulda been to find out we *actually* developed the technology to have both a dick + boobs and yet the worlds wealthiest and most powerful ppl are trying to make it illegal???
#Caturday
Woody and Pingree
love the cis journos who are like, “now that trans people have been cast out of society, it is time for quiet reflection”
no, now is the start of us denying you forever the peace you took from us
Gender is BINARY and BIOLOGICAL and that's why we need to use the STATE to enforce this with VIOLENCE and my KIDS are still refusing to call and my WIFE left me and
