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@sirpaintalot

People ask me to draw pictures on Microsoft Paint and sometimes I do

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I’ve just told the practice manager and they were just like “okay thanks for telling me, I’ll speak to her, okay bye”

Well odd. Definitely seems like time to find a new practice.

Oh and another doctor there has a side business selling Mounjaro. Talk about conflict if interests.

10.03.2026 16:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This is the thing. I’m able to brush it off but others might not. It’s definitely wrong, ay? I’m not sure if I should contact the surgery about it or launch an official complaint. She obviously cares a lot as a doctor but has massively crossed boundaries here.

10.03.2026 14:00 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you've got sciatica you need an exorcist. Everyone knows that.

10.03.2026 12:57 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The thing is she's probably right. I'm sure if I brainwashed myself into thinking this was all some sort of divine plan I'd probably be right as rain.

10.03.2026 12:55 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

In fairness she did also give me drugs which is the main reason I went.

10.03.2026 12:52 👍 82 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Went to the GP because of severe depression and was told that finding God would really help and I should consider going to my local church. She also gave me a bookmark promoting her Christian self help book. Having a hard time gauging how affronted I am.

10.03.2026 12:52 👍 353 🔁 14 💬 125 📌 6

I love that and the London levels because there’s a very very low probability setting that they’ll just drop from the ceiling randomly and murder you

09.03.2026 14:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate the photo on my driving licence because not only does it look as if I definitely did commit the driving offence but that I thoroughly enjoyed it too.

09.03.2026 14:57 👍 125 🔁 5 💬 9 📌 0

Give it time. It takes hours of play to really get going

09.03.2026 06:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve played the PC version but I have a soft spot for the aesthetic quality of the 64 version and I prefer the slight changes to the soundtrack too. I really like how the soundtrack glitches out on Cageways and you get a random sound effect looping eerily in certain locations.

08.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The physical game comes with a handy printed map showing all the soul gate and weapon locations. I love a printed map

08.03.2026 21:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boggles the mind. Such a vast game

08.03.2026 20:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like I know it’s objectively not the best game but it’s the one I have the deepest connection with. It really informed both my love of the macabre and electronic music.

08.03.2026 20:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s literally my all time favourite game. Surely I’ve ranted about it before?

08.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of the things I love about this game is the in game architecture. It’s largely set in a giant Victorian asylum in hell built by Jack the Ripper (I know) - there are nonsensical labyrinths of tight corridors that open out onto spaces so vast they trigger megalophobia. It’s so deeply unhinged.

08.03.2026 20:26 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Playing through Shadow Man again after finding that CD case the other day. Holy shit I love this game so much and it holds up imo. Clunky, repetitive combat but everything else is perfect. Especially the Geogaddi-esque score.

08.03.2026 17:33 👍 578 🔁 25 💬 38 📌 4

For lent I have given up

08.03.2026 09:15 👍 97 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1

Can everything just fuck off already. Just get off my back for like 3 seconds everything.

07.03.2026 13:17 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

@sirpaintalot.bsky.social it has been one year. I did not learn. Sitting here with an almond shape Milky Way egg right now. Let my suffering be your warning.

06.03.2026 22:42 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Found this cover I made out of N64 magazine cuttings for an imaginary Shadow Man soundtrack CD when I was about 13 and I have to say having the Acclaim logo visible through the spine was a nice touch.

06.03.2026 10:28 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

And by ‘team’ I mean every man and beast on earth

03.03.2026 12:03 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No I don’t think you have

03.03.2026 12:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone really needs to take one for the team

03.03.2026 11:40 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

I absolutely agree with him. It’s just a hilarious take to have when you’re the oasis guy

28.02.2026 08:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This really does explain the transgressive, experimental output of Oasis

27.02.2026 19:23 👍 70 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0

If you’re interested the link to buy them is there

27.02.2026 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Selling my two Roland boutique drum machines. Very fun, solid little machines with the classic Roland aesthetic. Perfect if you want to make acid house/techno on a dawless setup. reverb.com/uk/shop/jiml...

27.02.2026 14:02 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

We have a copy of The Goldfinch so that could be a nice easy option

27.02.2026 05:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cheers. Always trust your recommendations. Was it you who got me into The Make-Up last year?

27.02.2026 05:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is How You Lose the Time War sounds great tho will bear it in mind next time I’m in a sci fi mood

27.02.2026 05:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0