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How NOT to Stop Trump WARNING: This post contains useful information.

How NOT to Stop Trump
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz.... IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT FUNDRAISING!

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What we are witnessing is not an incoming administration reshaping the executive branch to enact its policy agenda.

We are witnessing the rapid and systematic installment of an oligarchy.

The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they resisted turning over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s staffers. America, please stand with us—we are fighting to defend this country!