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Grouchy pensioner, somewhat opinionated, easily provoked, hoping for normal, eff Twitter

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Somebody tell trump that hope is not a strategy.

14.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Calls for Allied Warships to Secure Strait of Hormuz PresidentΒ Donald J. TrumpΒ said Saturday that allied nations could deploy warships alongside the United States to help secure theΒ Strait of Hormuz, signaling a potential multinational naval effort to r...

Almost like it was a mistake to alienate all of our allies with idiotic trade wars, and then launch an actual hot war where we needed their help gcaptain.com/trump-calls-...

14.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1719 πŸ” 448 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 37
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The Cruelty is the Point The Deaths of Daphy Michel and Nurul Amin Shah Alam

They’ve found another immigrant tragically dead on the street after being released from ICE custody.

My latest piece for Substack:

substack.com/@katiephang/...

14.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 2870 πŸ” 1395 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 64

These little doge boy motherfuckers.

14.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Americans are dying so that Kushner can make money

14.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 14615 πŸ” 6421 πŸ’¬ 1017 πŸ“Œ 452
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Pete Hegseth is openly calling on Trump-friendly oligarchs to take over the media while unshackling the military from the "rules of engagement" he hates so much. What he really wants is a world in which horrors like the school bombing don't ever fully come to light.

newrepublic.com/article/2077...

14.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 1498 πŸ” 567 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 23
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The Trump DOJ is giving guns back to felons, including one alleged fake elector The Department of Justice is quietly restarting a decades-dormant program to restore gun rights to felons. One of them was an alleged fake elector in 2020.

The Department of Justice is quietly restarting a decades-dormant program to restore gun rights to felons. One of them was an alleged fake elector in 2020.

14.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 566 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 36
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This week:

1. A man attacked a Michigan synagogue.

2. A gunman attacked Old Dominion University.

4. Six US crewmembers were confirmed deceased after an air crash.

3. Trump danced on stage.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/u...

13.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 476 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

This answer is an extension of the Trump sycophancy. They’re programmed to pivot into defend-at-all-costs mode. That’s how you end up with something as morally bankrupt as β€œthis is what they signed up for.”

Imagine responding with anything other than β€œI am heartbroken for this tragic loss of life.”

13.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1221 πŸ” 286 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 7
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This is an actual post from the official White House account. We’re being trolled by fifteen-year-old boys playing computer games.

12.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 4412 πŸ” 1560 πŸ’¬ 880 πŸ“Œ 370
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They either didn't know Iran would shut down the Strait of Hormuz or they knew and didn't have a plan.

Either way - just totally clear they don't give a damn about what this war means for hardworking Americans.

12.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 10727 πŸ” 2997 πŸ’¬ 861 πŸ“Œ 204
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U.S. likely at fault for deadly strike on Iranian elementary school The U.S. military is likely responsible for the deadly strike on an elementary school in Iran that killed more than 170 people, mostly children.

WHAT USED TO BE THE GREATEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD ... USED OUTDATED INTEL!

WITH A MILITARY BUDGET OF MORE THAN THE TOP 10 COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD COMBINED!

A PEDOPHILE WITH BONE SPURS & HIS DRUNK USED OUTDATED INTEL!!

KILLING OVER 100 LITTLE GIRLS ... ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GIRLS & THEIR TEACHERS!!

12.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 2561 πŸ” 955 πŸ’¬ 305 πŸ“Œ 75
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Behind the Scenes of This War We're In Phase 2...Trump Just Doesn't Know It Yet

I wrote this 30 hours ago. It's gotten so, so much worse since then.

www.againstallenemies.net/p/behind-the...

12.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 457 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 2
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How Trump’s War on Iran Is Hastening the Coming MAGA Crack-Up Another Middle East war is exactly what the young voters and voters of color who flocked to Trump in 2024 did not sign up for.

Trump's Iran war is breaking up the MAGA coalition. Among young and nonwhite working class, only *one in five* approve, per new data I've obtained. That's extraordinary and heartening to see. It's also delivering another blow to Trump's "realignment." 1/

(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2076...

11.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 1154 πŸ” 308 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 23
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Zero in on Stephen Miller as a supervillain Democrats should make Trump’s unlikable adviser the face of the GOP

Stephen Miller is a toxic substance – a 21st century American version of a Nazi.
Democrats need to make him an issue in the midterms.
My latest.

10.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 369 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 7

Lindsey is particularly blood thirsty for wars he won't be fighting or sending his kids to fight. It's all just a fun game of talking tough by a small man.

08.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 2912 πŸ” 608 πŸ’¬ 276 πŸ“Œ 34
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Wartime Donald Trump is playing golf while the war continues.

08.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 18

So, you're in favor of MUTILIZATION?!

08.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 20822 πŸ” 7275 πŸ’¬ 1190 πŸ“Œ 474
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A "Humanitarian Response" Firm With No Federal Contract History Is Staffing Planned Immigration Detention Center in Maryland Anovaeon LLC, which has never won a federal contract, is recruiting for a 1,500-bed facility outside Hagerstown amid unresolved infrastructure concerns.

The first job postings for the Williamsport, Md. ICE detention warehouse appeared online.

The β€œhumanitarian response” firm behind them has never held a federal contract.

08.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 656 πŸ” 364 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 28

A quibble, I know, but I thought they said this *isn't* a war.

04.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a weak, pathetic, sweaty little man...

03.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's a fucking loon.

03.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More projection.

03.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was he on speed?

02.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sen. Graham: β€œOur goal is to make sure Iran cannot become again the largest state sponsor of terrorism.”

Welker: β€œDoes the president have a plan to guarantee that happens?”

Sen. Graham: β€œNo, it’s not his job…You know the saying β€˜you break it you own it?’ I don’t buy that one bit.”

01.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 70
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They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

01.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 19471 πŸ” 6096 πŸ’¬ 1668 πŸ“Œ 480

Chuck, step down and make way for a leader. You are not up to this moment.

28.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW: Bahrain skyscrapers and Dubai hotels are now being hit by Iranian drones.

This is insane. Trump has unleashed chaos and carnage.

(πŸŽ₯ Al Jazeera)

28.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1380 πŸ” 702 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 117
Screenshot of an X post by Prem Thakker summarizing remarks from the Columbia University president, stating that five DHS agents entered a campus residence without a warrant, claimed to be looking for a missing child, ignored a campus officer’s repeated requests for a warrant, and took a student. The embedded image shows a woman seated indoors in front of bookshelves, speaking directly to camera.

Screenshot of an X post by Prem Thakker summarizing remarks from the Columbia University president, stating that five DHS agents entered a campus residence without a warrant, claimed to be looking for a missing child, ignored a campus officer’s repeated requests for a warrant, and took a student. The embedded image shows a woman seated indoors in front of bookshelves, speaking directly to camera.

DHS is now lying its way into college dorms without warrants in order to seize students.

27.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1147 πŸ” 350 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 13