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πŸš€ mynock is your-nock | writer, loser, cat dad | they/he πŸ“ piscataway land hadencross.com

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no i feel you. i have the same thing with casey mcquiston’s tsn rpf

09.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit til

09.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
op holding a vertical spine-view of three library books. from left to right:
- THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST by premee mohamed
- ICE by anna kavan
- THE TWO DOCTORS GORSKI by isaac fellman

op holding a vertical spine-view of three library books. from left to right: - THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST by premee mohamed - ICE by anna kavan - THE TWO DOCTORS GORSKI by isaac fellman

hooray library

08.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
fifteen slightly misshapen chocolate cookies on a drying rack. some have pieces of vanilla chips peeking through

fifteen slightly misshapen chocolate cookies on a drying rack. some have pieces of vanilla chips peeking through

apartment’s inaugural bake: chocolate sour cream cookies

08.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no one of them is like β€œyeah you can get this one to do your taxes” 🫒

08.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hearing this group of bros at the cafe talk about how one AI is β€œfar superior” to another feels like they’re at a dog park comparing different piles of shit

08.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i didn’t cry during hamnet (2025), my face is wet for different reasons

07.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

our dnd group has an image-only no context recap thread in our discord server and one part is so ????-inducing that the folks who couldn't come haven't even commented on waluigi or the guys in hotdog costumes

07.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it does still run even when you're prompted for a fifth oreo. our devs are still troubleshooting

06.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah so the interface is actually really simple. if you key in a fifth oreo a script automatically runs to toggle the tummy ache setting

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that plus the end of his conversation with whitaker……..i’m Fear

06.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a dilute tortie cat lounging on a white crochet blanket looking very suave

a dilute tortie cat lounging on a white crochet blanket looking very suave

interrupted her nap to tell her about the new episode of da pitt

06.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
oscar isaac popping up from behind an upturned table, in an oversized gray sweater that cover his hands curled over the edge. his hair is salt & pepper black and grey.

oscar isaac popping up from behind an upturned table, in an oversized gray sweater that cover his hands curled over the edge. his hair is salt & pepper black and grey.

my little guy, my hamlet

05.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Call me Ishmael. Some years agoβ€”never mind how long preciselyβ€”having little or no money in my purse, nothing particular to interest me on shore, and Isaac Chotiner pursuing me for an interview, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

05.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm glad others were able to supply you the exact post but this list of searches is FRYING me

05.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

similar boat with my mom's dad. he passed in the 1970s and anyone who did know him is gone now too

05.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

traveling steel salesman + owner/head of small local oil company, when those could exist (it doesn't anymore). both were in wwii

04.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

until i learn the New Noises olive makes around this apartment she's just gonna have to think i've become extra nosy

04.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
David Lynch saying β€˜One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

David Lynch saying β€˜One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

28.02.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 6924 πŸ” 1900 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 21
a dilute tortie cat sitting beside a table lamp, her face illuminated kind of spooky-like

a dilute tortie cat sitting beside a table lamp, her face illuminated kind of spooky-like

the same cat from a closer angle, lounging on a bed

the same cat from a closer angle, lounging on a bed

πŸ«΄πŸ«’

28.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no war no borders no cops no prisons no to all of this shit

28.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2879 πŸ” 770 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9

ishmaelle in this retelling is disguising herself as a man to get on the ship but idk what direction that's going to move in. very πŸ‘€ myself

27.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
cover of CALL ME ISHMAELLE by xiaolu guo

cover of CALL ME ISHMAELLE by xiaolu guo

the opening paragraph of CALL ME ISHMAELLE by xiaolu guo:

Call me Ishmaelle. But know that I have not always gone by this name. Names carry much power and in my own case that power has defined my story. It is a saga that begins and ends with the sea, and in the middle concerns a fantastical creature. I will need to tell it to you gradually. Some memories are as clear as day, others cloudy, and I must pause to recover them. I hope I will be true, both to what happened and to what I am. But first, the sea.

the opening paragraph of CALL ME ISHMAELLE by xiaolu guo: Call me Ishmaelle. But know that I have not always gone by this name. Names carry much power and in my own case that power has defined my story. It is a saga that begins and ends with the sea, and in the middle concerns a fantastical creature. I will need to tell it to you gradually. Some memories are as clear as day, others cloudy, and I must pause to recover them. I hope I will be true, both to what happened and to what I am. But first, the sea.

oh i’m about to feast i think

27.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m swimming after you with a waterproof mic

27.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't care for what's being advertised but i'm Looking Respectfully at the fish man

27.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

25.02.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 15073 πŸ” 3007 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 239
Preview
The Uncontinented Stars Check out The Uncontinented Stars - <p><strong>A queer, science-fiction re-imagining of Moby-Dick.</strong></p><p></p><p>The year is 2776. When celebrated xenozoologist Abelard Cousteau returns five y...

did you know you can now get the ebook of my queer sci-fi MOBY-DICK retelling on bookshop.org? well now you do! πŸ’™πŸ“šπŸŒˆ

22.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of items in my bookshop.org cart. the first book's cover is not yet available. the second book's cover features a large sperm whale vertically under a silhouette in a small boat

THE BURN LINE
Jonathan Sims
Paperback
Pre-order ships Aug 25, 2026

CALL ME ISHMAELLE
Xiaolu Guo
Paperback
Available

screenshot of items in my bookshop.org cart. the first book's cover is not yet available. the second book's cover features a large sperm whale vertically under a silhouette in a small boat THE BURN LINE Jonathan Sims Paperback Pre-order ships Aug 25, 2026 CALL ME ISHMAELLE Xiaolu Guo Paperback Available

don't say i'm not consistent and/or predictable

23.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about the stretch of time in my ap lit class between the ap exam and graduation where we spent a week learning bespoke choreography to video killed the radio star. mostly because the song's been stuck in my head all day

23.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Uncontinented Stars Check out The Uncontinented Stars - <p><strong>A queer, science-fiction re-imagining of Moby-Dick.</strong></p><p></p><p>The year is 2776. When celebrated xenozoologist Abelard Cousteau returns five y...

did you know you can now get the ebook of my queer sci-fi MOBY-DICK retelling on bookshop.org? well now you do! πŸ’™πŸ“šπŸŒˆ

22.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0