Robin Thornton

Im just a girl standing in front of a mirror hoping Iran knows where Mar A Lago is

Taking deceit and lying to a new level if that is possible for them.

How stupid he said.

I couldn't appear on the Laura Kuenssberg show as I'm in the US doing important work for my Clacton constituents, who want me to undermine the UK by sucking up to an unhinged authoritarian pedo.

Taking lying to a new level

Fishing Boats on the Beach of Saintes-Maries | Vincent van Gogh

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"

Boris Johnson: "Keir Starmer has made us an irrelevance on the world stage..."

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

Keep it then !

I'll help them pack....

Via Yorkshire humour on FB
British Influencers TRAPPED in Dubai! 😲😅

#comedy #humor #british #uknews #humour

Bored of Peace.

New Truth Social post by the Orange One.

Correction to the recently launched Board of Peace. Now to be known as Bored of Peace.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

That time Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson were waiting for Godot and he was really doing his best to make it before they left.

Isabel Oakeshott must be so pleased she moved to Dubai because London is such a dangerous no-go war zone.

They lost their deposit.

How many votes did the Tories get?

Classic.

Labour MP Clive Lewis doesn’t hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV

(cartoon Rob Rogers) #trump #politics

The dumbing down of America.

Thoughts and prayers with Chris Mason today after his party loses.

Political people love to debate who the worst modern PM in modern times was but it's unquestionably Cameron.

10 years ago this week he gambled the prosperity and fragile unity of the UK on a referendum on an issue that most people didn't even understand to placate back benchers and fucked us all.

Well done Dave, you absolute plonker!

An important reminder

From Private Eye 2 weeks ago

Problem is, Jenrick, you can go on #r4today and bemoan the state of the economy and the cost of living, you can claim to be oh so concerned… but we all know you’re full of shit. We know you don’t care. You spent years failing us as a Tory. You’ve swapped rosettes, not had a personality transplant.

Breaking: Fartage announces that Andrew Tate will be minister for women & equalities in Shadowy Cabinet.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
RIP Robert Duvall