Amélie Matte Zakaib

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

When the crowd chants “Throw. Her. Out.” and they DO

I am a simple man. I see women's hockey, I cheer. I see Britta Curl, I boo.

PUH-LEASE

I really hope the NDP learn the right lessons from tonight. Pause, reflect, rebuild.

Maybe he'll cry

BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history

EXHALE. CBC just projected Liberal government. Minority/majority status tbd.

A stand at every polling station

Died when the CBC commentator said you could get a hot dog while you vote.

O Canada 🫡🎶

With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure.

- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly

Unfortunately now that my avoidance kitchen project is done, I’m watching election results

Cooking through it

assassin name Iced Americano

I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky

I suppose a silver lining of ICE's expanded crackdowns is that, with white people from countries like Canada being impacted, stories of how the system works are finally making it into the mainstream media.

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Public Consultation for a Proposed Demonstrations Bylaw to Protect Vulnerable Institutions Share your input and help shape the proposed bylaw affecting demonstrations near vulnerable institutions through public consultation that includes an online survey.

Survey time! Tell the city of Toronto how you feel about public demonstrations (it appears to be framed as considering dis-allowing protest in “vulnerable locations” which have a potentially broad definition) www.toronto.ca/community-pe...

La Tête d’Or and the Revenge of the American Steak House The ne plus ultra of expense-account dining is making a comeback, with help from the indefatigable French chef Daniel Boulud.

The thing about @hels.bsky.social is I'm gonna spend my whole career trying to be as good as she is www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

there's an old adage that claims women dress for other women and not for men and i just want to clear up that it is TRUE and nothing in the world brings me joy like talking outfits with the girls, friends OR strangers, THANK YOU

Good luck charm status confirmed!!! @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social @scottzakaib.bsky.social

Because the girls are eating 🔥

Have yet to see @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social lose in person. Let’s keep that steak going! @scottzakaib.bsky.social

She's BACK. 🥄

Natalie Spooner scores her first goal of the season for @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social!

Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.

I’m just glad all the movies had fun.

Conan was such a great host. I hope the sandworm musician ends up in the Academy Museum. #oscars

Excited for the chaos Oscars. This is the most uncertain my ballot has been in yeeeears.

And on the eighth day, God created Délice de Bourgogne.

Fucking Toronto construction. Had to deal with this unexpected fork in the road.

fuck we are such a joke