If you think #Normie looks excited about his bottle, imagine what he’ll be like when he finds out what’s in store for him tomorrow….
Hint: his favourite human is coming for a visit 🥰
THE NOBLE MAN follows Count Gregory as he defends not just his home of Epthada but the entire Realm Of Ralan!
SEPTEMBER 17TH, 2025
In the meantime, check out my other stories for FREE here: open.substack.com/pub/vladzsho...
#booksky
discord @accepts.
:3
I bring a certain "Go fuck yourself" vibe that some people have a problem with. Those people can go fuck themselves.
Pete Hegseth said there were no war plans shared in the Signal chat, and that this is just his grandma's recipe for her famous Baked Yemen:
I wrote another thing:
tinyurl.com/3peytjj4
If you've never heard of John Dickenson, he was the Founding Father who, indisposed by illness, authorized George Read to sign his name by proxy ON THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION.
Is Sub-President Kumquat Quasimodo gonna invalidate the entire fucking Constitution now???
The truth is, most of us grew up with a unisex bathroom in our homes and there was never a problem. It's xenophobia cleverly disguised as three homophobias in an ill-fitted suit.
The truth is, most of us grew up with a unisex bathroom in our homes and there was never a problem. It's xenophobia cleverly disguised as three homophobias in an ill-fitted suit.
Fuck yes. I love what you do. Keep up the good work, rebels!
Sooo... This is neat...
Awesome... So I guess that means people in southern Oregon are screwed...
Fucking PREACH!!!
So I guess I live here now.
My Facebook and Instagram accounts have been suspended, immediately after I had to create an entirely new account because someone reported a bunch of my work posts on Meta for child exploitation. I run a fucking wine shop. I carry a wine called Baby Cheeks, but that's as close to it as I can find...
I wrote another thing:
tinyurl.com/VITBM-031725
I wrote another thing:
theapostlecomplex.substack.com/p/vulgar-is-...
Well, it looks like I've been completely Zucked on FB *and* IG (for no apparent reason,) so this and Substack are my home now.
"You could ride in front too, kids, if you gave Daddy special lap kisses like Elon does."
They might finally write a song under 4 minutes.
He looks like he forgot to imaginary shave an imaginary patch of imaginary beard.
He looks like he forgot to imaginary shave an imaginary patch of imaginary beard.
Donald Trump just heard the word "transplant" for the first time, and is calling for the destruction of all "Woke Bushes."
The Siberian Cypress, having been deprived of a railway and an orchestra, hangs in the balance.
George Bush couldn't be reached for comment, as he was busy doing cocaine.
I wrote a thing:
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
I wrote a thing:
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
I know it's unlikely that anyone will see this, but I have a Substack where I talk about cults and scream at Republicans.
https://substack.com/@theapostlecomplex
