Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
20.09.2025 01:14
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Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
It is the year 2342. Above, a sky full of orbital debris; below, a world no longer capable of sustaining mammalian life. In Lausanne, lawyers for Ben Roberts-Smith tell the desiccated corpses of the World Chess Federation that His Honour Justice Besanko erred in not giving proper weight to
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
Do you have a coffee grinder?
So good that you can get it over the counter now. Although I haven't had a migraine since I started anti hypertensive drugs
Niche
More please!
We must imagine Sisyphus creating a lot of value for shareholders
only using x for my banking moving forward
The scary moment when all the normal spoons are dirty & the weird spoons come out. “The kitchen’s gone Weird Spoons,” you whisper into the dark.
Me: Was the posse made up of insane clowns or was the posse hunting an insane clown?
Doctor: I meant questions about your colonoscopy.
The past few weeks prove this site has the legs as the prime location for early Twitter users who now have lower back pain, concerns about their retirement and the same burning urge to Post Through The Apocalypse.
If all of the countries in the world were one country that country would be the world's highest emitter
2. The union Wasn’t me but a guy I knew. He was a fan of certain “mind altering vegetation,” as was his coworker. He agreed to sell some to his coworker and soon became “the guy” at the auto repair place. One of the managers noticed him always having quick little chats with his coworkers and ran in the complete wrong direction with it and thought my friend was trying to organize a union and he (the manager) was going to stop that. So my friend was terrified he was going to get fired until he realized that retaliating against him for selling pot was totally legal but retaliating against him for pro-union activity wasn’t. And so, to protect himself from being fired for being mistaken as a union organizer, he organized a union.
this story from today's Ask A Manager is killing me
this doesn't necessarily disprove the "she's dead" theory
A man with an impossible ovoid-steroidal body shape who drives 110 minutes each way to his job standing in the subway approaches you and plaintively asks if you've got any games on your phone.
for those who've never seen the instant-classic ANZ meme
Now to see how many friendship bracelets it takes to scale the walls of the MCG #TaylorSwift
Save time on housework by using the cleansing power of fire
Big pharma is trying to trick you into hating microplastics because they know if you replace all your cells with them you can become immortal and pure as god intended
Barnaby Joyce photoshopped into a field of harvested wheat lying on his back, tired and emotional, while Victorian electrical transmission towers lie crumpled around him.
Please tell me who made this.
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*Super Bow Ad*
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
Banksy up to their old tricks again, I see.