Judi Sutherland

They suggested drugging him with gabapentin.

It’s naive of him to think that could work.

They have not shaved the cat. He misbehaved when they tried.

And cheese. He loves cheese.

He's going to look terrible. And we've got potential buyers coming to our house and they will laugh at him.

No. He hasn't got any of those. He's not a metaphor or a euphemism. He's just a cat in trouble.

Not this cat. He's a cat.

Is there an obvious. It's a CAT. An actual feline cat.

I have taken the cat to the vet. His fur has got badly matted. They are going to shave him.

It turns out that relying on the sun and wind and stuff is better for the UK than relying on petrodictatorships

Who could have guessed

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

They are not universal. Many other countries don’t use them, or don’t use them often.

You read the fine promises in the Government's VAWG strategy - and then you listen to this.

"I can’t believe what you say, because I see what you do," as James Baldwin noted.

Men are using the law to gaslight women – we’re fighting back | Good Law Project We’re pushing back against the men who are trying to make weapons out of laws designed to protect women

We're seeing a really horrible new trend of wealthy and powerful men using the law to gaslight women.

And we're going to the High Court to get an anonymity order against one of them discharged.

Bluesky - You won’t believe what the UKs defence attaché to the UAE is??

Sandy Sandilands! They send him to the land of sand!

Those saying ‘has Farage even considered war with Iran will result in more asylum seekers arriving by small boat?’. Of course he has. He doesn’t really want to stop the boats. He needs them for his grievance politics and to persuade the population to support policies which will harm them.

What a catch!

Indeed. We are doing some tourism.

It was a Peach Sour. Very pleasant.

Got some on your recommendation! It is cellaring in the car boot overnight until we take it home.

Cakes

Cheese!

Meat.

We are in the English Market.

I would not be in the same room as him.

Best to do dinner parties by FaceTime then.

Masterchef next.

Class. I hope you have a linen napkin and several bottles of wine.

Nope. That’s not even trying.

I think they may have been a 90s thing.

Do people still have dinner parties?

I’m assuming this is AI.

You don’t see any YET.

She’s probably going to get a Lycra outfit and wear her knickers outside her tights.

I realise I wrote that in British English but you will all cope.