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Èlodie Marissa: Câlisse de Chevannes

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Tried to move my account between servers and "oops" Home of the "Câlisse de marde"

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All but the largest vessels, the 1000 footers seem to be retreating, if there's to be a ship that sinks... it'll probably be a 1000 footer on the Great Lakes from this.

28.12.2025 19:51 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

These conditions are frankly, life-threatening regardless vehicle transportation type whether it's a plane, ship, car, or train as a literal "white hurricane" is bearing down on Michigan akin to the 1913 White Hurricane, the 1940 Armistice Day Blizzard, etc. Snow, foam, trees, and more will fly

28.12.2025 19:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Michigan regardless of the location is likely to see blizzard like conditions tomorrow even in the most lake-effect deprived areas (the Saginaw Valley is likely to see 1 to 4") with gusts of 50 to 70 mph/80 to 112 kmh. Waves are likely to be as high as those that sank the Edmund Fitzgerald.

28.12.2025 19:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Same, I fling profanity in both French and English freely around here. More particularly, Canadian French...

28.12.2025 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That outfit is so beautiful!

28.12.2025 19:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am not puppygirl or dog woman... I'm Chat... I mean catwoman!

28.12.2025 19:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Floofy and cute!

28.12.2025 18:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

See her comments on MeToo which reveal the narcissistic side of Brigitte Bardot. She loved creepy directors saying she had a nice ass.

28.12.2025 18:47 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Was being the key word. As soon as aging eroded her looks, she became a fascist and kept getting hate speech charges to keep her name in the headlines.

28.12.2025 18:42 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Generalissimo Franco zombie would be nightmare fuel.

28.12.2025 18:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I knew she still was and waiting for the day she died. The fact she died today was a bonus

28.12.2025 18:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alsatian fashion to be more precise. Pretzels are German as are most from Alsace.

28.12.2025 18:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She's finally dead... after being a fascist for at least 40-50 years. Seems like fascists are given more time on this planet unless they get launched into space by some Basques.

28.12.2025 18:37 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Long legs, even longer arms, I love being tall as long as I am not clothes shopping. I get to help people both men and women alike reach stuff because I just have such a long reach (181 cm/5'11.5", but the armspan's 195 cm/6'5").

28.12.2025 18:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You are very pretty. Like one of those women that statues would be made honoring

28.12.2025 18:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finally a good Bardot obituary.

28.12.2025 14:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can you go back to X, you racist excretion of a poster?

28.12.2025 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still... ass that smells like dumpster might cause more deaths. I am content with what I have.

28.12.2025 14:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mom-wife? Best kind

28.12.2025 14:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Eu, more than just a city in France. It's the feeling I get reading this

28.12.2025 06:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bolsonaro loves the hospital.

28.12.2025 06:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Year of the Umamusume!

28.12.2025 05:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of Football Manager 26, in the lower right corner is an invincible Division 2 season for Union Sportive Orleans with the only losses being to PSG in both of the cups.

A screenshot of Football Manager 26, in the lower right corner is an invincible Division 2 season for Union Sportive Orleans with the only losses being to PSG in both of the cups.

Hail your invincible French women overlords

The only losses were to PSG in the cups and even then, I took the squad to the Coup de France finale.

28.12.2025 01:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Her baby probably will reject her bigoted views as a form of teenage rebellion.

28.12.2025 00:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This attracts the women. May the Mathildes of the world battle for the cheese!

27.12.2025 23:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ruin two bands by combining them

Children of Depeche

27.12.2025 23:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One in 500 BBLs will turn a person dead. So imagine getting donor cadaver fat and then dying to be reused as donor cadaver fat!

27.12.2025 23:52 👍 99 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0

Nightmare fuel limousine... it crabwalks, it isn't fashionable in any sense of the word, if it showed up in Limoges, it would make French people there shit their underwear.

27.12.2025 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This car is what gives the French of Limoges, Limousin nightmares.

27.12.2025 23:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True, this is a clean pic!

27.12.2025 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0