Climate Crisismellon

I have a persistent daydream of being pulled out of a deep sleep by the sound of cheering and car horns, and I'll know precisely what happened.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

how we got here

kid about to punch pro-ice kid

Be Okay

A panel from The Addams Family comic, featuring Morticia on the telephone. She is saying "Oh I couldn't make it Friday - I've so many things to do. It's the thirteenth you know."

#Friday13th

Good for them.

Give me an iconic Star Trek image.

Locutus lives in my head, rent-free.

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

So much talk the last few years about Epstein blackmailing these rich dudes when really they're all begging to fuck kids in plain English over Gmail.

A digital illustration. Seen mostly in silhouette (with some hints of detail if you zoom in) we see Sisyphus in his classical Greek togs against a reddish orange background. He is working very hard to shove an extremely large, roughly spherical boulder up a very steep grade. Large letters carved into the side of the boulder facing us read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

and as everyone knows, if you kicked a car, it justifies your street execution by death squads

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT THEN

👇👇👇👇

A digital recreation of a panel of the comic Nancy by Olivia James. The titular character, Nancy, is riding a hoverboard-type scooter, holding a digital music player in one hand and a phone on a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing those 80s Venetian blind sunglasses. All the colors are weird inversions or variations from the actual panel colors. In a large speech balloon above her head Nancy is saying 'Maybe it will happen today'.

Preach scooter, preach

To recap: the two major parties refuse to rein in the reign of a demented sociopathic king who daily is marching us into both World War III and the next Civil War simultaneously because a Black president once made fun of him and also the Special Boy wasn't given the Shiny Golden Medal he covets

ENOUGH.

BEGIN IMPEACHMENT ARTICLES.

AGAIN.

"8 Wars PLUS" is gonna be the name of my acoustic punk Jethro Tull cover band....

Your regular reminder that Republicans in Congress are fine with this

"I ate a couple of the nuts and strapped the [tool] belt to my waist like a less-effeminate Batman."

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are fight back and pronounced ahlahstee gahsawhee

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

There once was a family that declared themselves above all others. They had more wealth and used it to gain

please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back

I know it's a somewhat outdated trope by now but most bodegas in Philly still sell 9-volts....

just sayin

The First Amendment protects the public’s right to:

1. Film ICE in public

2. Photograph ICE in public

3. Observe what ICE does in public

ICE and DHS officials cannot lay a finger on any American who is peacefully exercising First Amendment rights.