Mateo

I can't buy a gun after slapping around my ex-wife. You can't be a man these days. Got any legal issues? I know a few fixers on the inside. — Roid-rager next to me at lunch.

Shitty bus driver alert: hits the bus station road bump hard.

Somebody told me Kentucky is socialist because it's a commonwealth.

Yes, I'm eating at a Chinese restaurant on Christmas. No, I'm not Jewish, I'm atheist.

I will fight every methhead that tries to steal my poptarts.

This word has never lost its luster among the homeless and prison populations!

There's a Christmas song in you better than this.

The average billionaire is more drugged up and erratic than the average homeless person.

Why think that an extremely uninhibited narcissist, with money, social ties and role power, somehow and suddenly learned inhibition when faced with the flesh?

He's on a mission to collect every category of notorious crime, to assert his impunity before any legal, social or moral code, a Pagan god committing immoralities for the masses to vicariously consume, to secure infamy among man...

I think Donald Trump is a cannibal. He has eaten human flesh. He's an ephebophile, a wifebeater, cheater and rapist, a Russian spy, an insurrectionist, a murderer of dissidents, a real estate fraudster, an academic cheater...

All these men could've been saved if only somebody told them, "half your age plus seven."

4 thumbnail photos of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear close up to the camera and smiling right at you through the screen.

Who or what killed the inverse pyramid of journalistic writing at the national newspapers?

What social psychology findings do electoral modelers and communications consultants implement in their research and recommendations, if any? It seems like the average Democrat going by their gut knows more than the leaders talking about economic issues.

BREAKING: Kohberger sentenced to life in Idaho.

I'm a lurker, 90%+ of my followers look suspicious. The news that BlueSky is growing may have encouraged political interests and scammers to develop their presence here.

Having searched a 4chan archive for a couple of minutes, traffic calming is gay, commie, unconstitutional, fuck you, and keeps the blacks blasting their music in your neighborhood longer. Bicyclists are the biological roadblock. (Sorry, bro.)